http://s.huffpost.com/images/HuffingtonPost_250x20.png tag:www.huffingtonpost.com,2012:/tag/stupid-criminals Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/andre-dismuke-marijuana-shipping_n_1554167.html 2012-05-29T17:30:12Z 2012-05-29T17:59:05Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Andre Dismuke, a 36-year-old Denver man, was arrested and charged Saturday for allegedly shipping 12 pounds of marijuana to his real estate agent in R... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/shipping-marijuana">Shipping Marijuana</a>, <a href="/tag/weed-in-the-mail">Weed in the Mail</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/marijuana">Marijuana</a>, <a href="/tag/andre-dismuke">Andre Dismuke</a>, <a href="/tag/mailing-pot">Mailing Pot</a>, <a href="/tag/colorado-marijuana">Colorado Marijuana</a>, <a href="/tag/man-ships-weed-to-realtor">Man Ships Weed to Realtor</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/22/michigan-mom-forced-daughter-to-shoplift_n_1537324.html 2012-05-22T17:20:00Z 2012-05-22T17:22:44Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ A mother who allegedly coerced two children into helping her shoplift clothing and accessories from an Old Navy store on Saturday night refused to pic... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/mom-makes-daughter-shoplift">Mom Makes Daughter Shoplift</a>, <a href="/tag/old-navy">Old Navy</a>, <a href="/tag/detriot-old-navy-shoplifting">Detriot Old Navy Shoplifting</a>, <a href="/tag/shoplifting">Shoplifting</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/mom-caught-shoplifting">Mom Caught Shoplifting</a>, <a href="/tag/old-navy-shoplifting">Old Navy Shoplifting</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-criminals">Dumb Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/detriot-coolidge-old-navy">Detriot Coolidge Old Navy</a>, <a href="/detroit">Detroit News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/05/dancing-burglar-teenage-criminal-video_n_1406890.html 2012-04-05T17:25:00Z 2012-04-05T17:25:59Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Police in Galveston, Texas, have been able to identify a possible burglary suspect thanks to security camera footage that captured the man busting out... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/dumb-crimes">Dumb Crimes</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/dancing-burglar-galveston">Dancing Burglar Galveston</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-crimes">Stupid Crimes</a>, <a href="/tag/dancing-burglar-texas">Dancing Burglar Texas</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/dancing-burglar-video">Dancing Burglar Video</a>, <a href="/tag/dancing-burglar">Dancing Burglar</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-criminals">Dumb Criminals</a>, <a href="/weird-news">Weird News News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/06/robert-engles-cut-wall-to-escape-bar-tab_n_1324992.html 2012-03-06T16:25:34Z 2012-03-06T17:12:50Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Patrons of Centro Latin Kitchen in Boulder, Colorado, wouldn't readily describe the place as a "hole in the wall." It's clean, trendy, and befitting a... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/centro-kitchen">Centro Kitchen</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/colorado-news">Colorado News</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/man-cuts-hole-to-escape-tab">Man Cuts Hole to Escape Tab</a>, <a href="/tag/robert-engles">Robert Engles</a>, <a href="/tag/man-escapes-through-hole">Man Escapes Through Hole</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/06/10-dumb-criminals-caught-_n_1323695.html 2012-03-06T10:01:16Z 2012-03-06T10:15:46Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ While intelligence isn’t a prerequisite for a life of crime, it certainly would’ve helped some boneheaded scofflaws. <br /> <br /> One clumsy bank robber sh... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-911-calls">Stupid 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-criminals">Dumb Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-crime">Dumb Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-photos--videos">Weird Photos &amp; Videos</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-crime">Weird Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/weird-news">Weird News News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/05/alan-golden_n_1321093.html 2012-03-05T10:34:32Z 2012-03-05T12:22:04Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Police in New Mexico recently arrested a man for allegedly attempting to pull a dine-and-dash at a restaurant that was hosting a police fundraiser.<br /> <br /> ... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/dona-ana-county">Dona Ana County</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-news">Weird News</a>, <a href="/tag/dine-and-dash">Dine and Dash</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-crime">Dumb Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/new-mexico">New Mexico</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/crime">Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/crime-news">Crime News</a>, <a href="/tag/mug-shots">Mug Shots</a>, <a href="/tag/alan-golden">Alan Golden</a>, <a href="/tag/dine-and-ditch">Dine and Ditch</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-new-mexico">Weird New Mexico</a>, <a href="/tag/slidepollajax">Slidepollajax</a>, <a href="/crime">Crime News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/31/tornowski-alfalfas-grocery_n_1244824.html 2012-01-31T13:53:59Z 2012-01-31T15:12:38Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ In a classic late 1990s song, Leftover Salmon described Alfalfa's, Boulder's venerable grocery store, as "a Birkenstock, spandex, necktie, patchouli, ... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/man-breaks-into-alfalfas">Man Breaks Into Alfalfas</a>, <a href="/tag/anthony-tornowski">Anthony Tornowski</a>, <a href="/tag/alfalfas-break-in">Alfalfas Break In</a>, <a href="/tag/alfalfas-boulder">Alfalfa&#039;s Boulder</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/15/suzanne-basham-calls-cops-on-dealer-who-sold-her-suga-instead-of-cocaine_n_1207758.html 2012-01-15T17:05:05Z 2012-01-15T19:00:49Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Don't you just hate it when you don't get what you paid for? <br /> <br /> Suzanne Basham, 47, was none too pleased to discover the crack cocaine she bought was... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/sugar-instead-of-crack-cocaine">Sugar Instead of Crack Cocaine</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-crime">Dumb Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/mug-shots">Mug Shots</a>, <a href="/tag/crack-cocaine">Crack Cocaine</a>, <a href="/tag/suzanne-basham">Suzanne Basham</a>, <a href="/tag/suzanne-basham-springfield-missouri">Suzanne Basham Springfield Missouri</a>, <a href="/tag/suzanne-basham-crack-cocaine">Suzanne Basham Crack Cocaine</a>, <a href="/tag/suzanne-basham-called-cops-sugar-instead-of-cocaine">Suzanne Basham Called Cops Sugar Instead of Cocaine</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/crime">Crime News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/26/kevin-gaylor-calls-911-af_n_1033003.html 2011-10-26T12:06:21Z 2011-10-26T13:08:02Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Colorado Springs police say a man's girlfriend unexpectedly came home just before another woman was due to visit, so he cal... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/stupid-911-calls">Stupid 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-craigslist-postings">Weird Craigslist Postings</a>, <a href="/tag/craigslist-prostitution">Craigslist Prostitution</a>, <a href="/tag/craigslist">Craigslist</a>, <a href="/tag/kevin-gaylor">Kevin Gaylor</a>, <a href="/tag/colorado-springs">Colorado Springs</a>, <a href="/tag/man-calls-police-on-date">Man Calls Police on Date</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/19/richard-troupe-naked-burger-king-drive-thru-whopper_n_1019983.html 2011-10-19T12:49:05Z 2011-10-19T13:56:11Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Even though Richard Troupe was naked from the waist down, his defense attorney doesn't want the jury convicting him for indecent exposure; at least, n... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/naked-drive-thru">Naked Drive Thru</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/naked-whopper-case">Naked Whopper Case</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/burger-king">Burger King</a>, <a href="/tag/drive-thru-pranks">Drive Thru Pranks</a>, <a href="/tag/burger-king-drive-thru">Burger King Drive Thru</a>, <a href="/tag/man-asks-woman-to-hold-his-whopper">Man Asks Woman to Hold His Whopper</a>, <a href="/tag/richard-troupe">Richard Troupe</a>, <a href="/tag/things-you-cant-do-naked">Things You Can&#039;t Do Naked</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/06/weekend-at-bernies-duo-ro_n_998733.html 2011-10-06T15:16:56Z 2011-10-06T15:16:56Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ DENVER -- A man accused of driving around Denver with a dead friend in the back of a car and running up a bar tab on the friend's account says he thou... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/denver-real-life-weekend-at-bernies">Denver Real Life Weekend at Bernie&#039;s</a>, <a href="/tag/robert-young">Robert Young</a>, <a href="/tag/mark-rubinson">Mark Rubinson</a>, <a href="/tag/denver-news">Denver News</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/weekend-at-bernies">Weekend at Bernie&#039;s</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/06/justin-caine-arrested_n_950692.html 2011-09-06T13:42:50Z 2011-09-06T13:56:42Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ An officer who stopped a vehicle for a minor traffic violation ended up arresting two men for felonies. Justin Caine, 23, was driving in a 2003 Chevro... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-news">Weird News</a>, <a href="/tag/marijuana">Marijuana</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/crime-news">Crime News</a>, <a href="/tag/crime">Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/justin-caine">Justin Caine</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-criminals">Dumb Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/drugs">Drugs</a>, <a href="/tag/florida">Florida</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-florida">Weird Florida</a>, <a href="/crime">Crime News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/01/the-20-most-secretly-bril_n_944729.html 2011-09-01T09:21:04Z 2011-09-01T09:21:04Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ June, 1995. Four masked men burst into a Berlin bank with pistols and shotguns, and took 16 hostages. A half an hour later, they sent one hostage out ... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/funny-stupid-criminals">Funny Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/cracked">Cracked</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/secretly-brilliant-stupid-criminals">Secretly Brilliant Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/comedy">Comedy News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/25/clowns-steal-fake-jewelry_n_936430.html 2011-08-25T12:05:42Z 2011-08-25T13:04:16Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Robbers in clown disguises held up a jewelry store in Denver on Wednesday, but it seems the joke is on them.<br /> <br /> 9News reports two men entered the Sonn... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/denver-news">Denver News</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/robbers-steal-fake-jewelry">Robbers Steal Fake Jewelry</a>, <a href="/tag/clowns-rob-jewelry-store">Clowns Rob Jewelry Store</a>, <a href="/tag/jewelry-robber-fail">Jewelry Robber Fail</a>, <a href="/tag/sonnys-rocks">Sonnys Rocks</a>, <a href="/tag/jewelry-store-robbery">Jewelry Store Robbery</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/22/dougherty-gang-in-court_n_933236.html 2011-08-22T13:39:09Z 2011-08-22T13:39:09Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ <br /> <br /> WALSENBURG, Colo. (AP) -- State prosecutors filed attempted murder charges Monday against three siblings accused in a cross-country crime spree th... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/dougherty-manhunt">Dougherty Manhunt</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/dougherty-gang-caught">Dougherty Gang Caught</a>, <a href="/tag/lee-grace-dougherty">Lee Grace Dougherty</a>, <a href="/tag/dougherty-siblings">Dougherty Siblings</a>, <a href="/tag/dougherty-gang-in-court">Dougherty Gang in Court</a>, <a href="/tag/dougherty-gang">Dougherty Gang</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/slidepollajax">Slidepollajax</a>, <a href="/tag/dylan-dougherty-stanley">Dylan Dougherty Stanley</a>, <a href="/tag/charges-against-dougherty-gang">Charges Against Dougherty Gang</a>, <a href="/tag/ryan-edward-dougherty">Ryan Edward Dougherty</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/11/colorado-police-drive-drunk_n_924844.html 2011-08-11T16:27:12Z 2011-08-11T16:27:12Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ DENVER (AP) -- A suburban Denver police officer allowed to represent his department at a South Dakota lawman's funeral has retired after authorities s... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/police-littering">Police Littering</a>, <a href="/tag/bradly-bickett">Bradly Bickett</a>, <a href="/tag/cops-driving-drunk">Cops Driving Drunk</a>, <a href="/tag/gerald-kirby">Gerald Kirby</a>, <a href="/tag/goshen-county">Goshen County</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/aurora-police-department">Aurora Police Department</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/05/robber-pirate-colorado-springs-walgreens_n_919559.html 2011-08-05T13:37:03Z 2011-08-05T14:12:56Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Yar! Piracy has again taken over the landlocked state of Colorado.<br /> <br /> A bearded scallywag first robbed the Colorado Springs Walgreens at 920 North Ci... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/walgreens-robbed-by-pirate">Walgreens Robbed by Pirate</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/colorado-springs-crime">Colorado Springs Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/pirate-robs-walgreens">Pirate Robs Walgreens</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-criminals">Dumb Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/pirate-robber">Pirate Robber</a>, <a href="/tag/robber-dressed-as-pirate">Robber Dressed as Pirate</a>, <a href="/tag/colorado-springs-news">Colorado Springs News</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/03/michael-lee-drunkenly-sho_n_917470.html 2011-08-03T14:18:40Z 2011-08-03T15:07:34Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Many things should not be done while intoxicated. Driving, mainly. But shooting guns in Boulder is also on that list. 21-year-old Michael Lee was a... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/stupid-drunks">Stupid Drunks</a>, <a href="/tag/shoot-deer-drunk">Shoot Deer Drunk</a>, <a href="/tag/foam-deer">Foam Deer</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/michael-lee">Michael Lee</a>, <a href="/tag/boulder-man-shoots-deer">Boulder Man Shoots Deer</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/03/11-stupid-criminals-video_n_917301.html 2011-08-03T12:50:38Z 2011-08-03T12:50:38Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Then again if they weren't dumb, they probably wouldn't be criminals.... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/dumb-crime">Dumb Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/college-humor">College Humor</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/funny-videos">Funny Videos</a>, <a href="/comedy">Comedy News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/25/john-twombly-iowa-arreste_n_908801.html 2011-07-25T13:26:12Z 2011-07-25T14:54:08Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ John Twombly didn't exactly get what he expected on his wedding night.<br /> <br /> What he did receive was a night in jail and a mug shot.<br /> <br /> Twombly, 31, alle... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/john-twombly-arrest">John Twombly Arrest</a>, <a href="/tag/john-twombly-wedding">John Twombly Wedding</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-crime">Dumb Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/man-arrested-at-own-wedding">Man Arrested at Own Wedding</a>, <a href="/tag/john-twombly-iowa">John Twombly Iowa</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-criminals">Dumb Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/john-twombly-arrested">John Twombly Arrested</a>, <a href="/tag/john-twomblywedding-arrest">John Twomblywedding Arrest</a>, <a href="/tag/john-twombly">John Twombly</a>, <a href="/tag/john-twombly-iowa-arrest">John Twombly Iowa Arrest</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/weird-news">Weird News News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/20/woman-fakes-being-in-labo_n_904961.html 2011-07-20T14:32:54Z 2011-07-20T16:07:27Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ It sounds like a scene in a movie, but a pregnant woman in New Zealand lied to police that she was about to give birth to get out of a speeding ticket... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/pregnant-woman-fakes-labor">Pregnant Woman Fakes Labor</a>, <a href="/tag/speeding-tickets">Speeding Tickets</a>, <a href="/tag/pregnant-woman-lies-to-police">Pregnant-Woman-Lies-to-Police</a>, <a href="/tag/speeding">Speeding</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/lying-to-avoid-speeding-tickets">Lying to Avoid Speeding Tickets</a>, <a href="/tag/new-zealand">New Zealand</a>, <a href="/tag/pregnant-woman-fakes-giving-birth">Pregnant Woman Fakes Giving Birth</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-criminals">Dumb Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-new-zealand">Weird New Zealand</a>, <a href="/weird-news">Weird News News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/20/jack-herbst-kills-self-after-destroying-neighbor_n_904586.html 2011-07-20T11:37:37Z 2011-07-20T12:39:00Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ A bizarre story in El Paso County, Colorado, has reached a sad conclusion. The Gazette reports that Jack Herbst of Yoder, Colorado, has killed himsel... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/jack-herbst">Jack Herbst</a>, <a href="/tag/ronald-morphis">Ronald Morphis</a>, <a href="/tag/man-ruins-home-over-80">Man Ruins Home Over $80</a>, <a href="/tag/bizarre-crime">Bizarre Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/yoder-colorado">Yoder Colorado</a>, <a href="/tag/el-paso-county">El Paso County</a>, <a href="/tag/man-destroys-neighbors-house">Man Destroys Neighbors House</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/28/preteen-girl-awakes-to-dr_n_886338.html 2011-06-28T17:00:38Z 2011-06-28T17:00:11Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ A 10-year-old girl from Signal Hill received a terrifying wakeup call early Sunday morning, when her father dragged a drunken stranger, clad only in h... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/drunk-burglar">Drunk-Burglar</a>, <a href="/tag/bed-intruder">Bed Intruder</a>, <a href="/tag/drunk-intruder">Drunk Intruder</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/crime">Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/signal-hill">Signal Hill</a>, <a href="/los-angeles">Los Angeles News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/15/911-chinese-food_n_877523.html 2011-06-15T12:28:31Z 2011-06-15T13:03:46Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ We've all been there. You call the neighborhood Chinese place and order a #7 with duck sauce on the side. But once the delivery guy has come and gone,... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/woman-calls-911-over-chinese-food">Woman Calls 911 Over Chinese Food</a>, <a href="/tag/dumbest-911-call">Dumbest 911 Call</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-911-calls">Stupid 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/takeout-emergency">Takeout Emergency</a>, <a href="/tag/911-chinese-food">911 Chinese Food</a>, <a href="/tag/chinese-food-emergency">Chinese Food Emergency</a>, <a href="/tag/chinese-takeout">Chinese Takeout</a>, <a href="/comedy">Comedy News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/13/dunkin-donuts-thieves_n_875911.html 2011-06-13T18:12:48Z 2011-06-13T18:19:04Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ There are now officially two ways for donuts to foil would-be criminals. If you've ever seen Chief Wiggum on The Simpsons, you know about the first wa... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/donut-store-robbery">Donut Store Robbery</a>, <a href="/tag/dunkin-donuts">Dunkin Donuts</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/dunkin-donuts-robbery">Dunkin Donuts Robbery</a>, <a href="/tag/dunkin-donut-thiefs">Dunkin Donut Thiefs</a>, <a href="/food">Food News</a></p>