Miami looks and sounds like the United Nations. We hail from Cuba, Haiti, Latin America and plenty of U.S. cities, too. If you address someone in English and they answer you with a Spanish response, don't take it personally. It's a Miami thing. Just dive in.
Gloria is Catholic. I am Jewish. Gloria is Latina. I am white. I've come up with the only logical way to celebrate our daughters' coming of age... Wait for it.... "bat mitzvaneras." Say it ten times fast.