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20 Lies You Can (and Do) Tell Your Toddler Without Feeling Guilty

Chris Cate | Posted 11.18.2014 | Parents
Chris Cate

All of your friends are asleep. You like your medicine. I'm not going to tell you again. Mommy and Daddy think vegetables are delicious.

17 Reasons Why Raising A Toddler Is One Helluva Workout

Jodi Meltzer | Posted 11.03.2014 | Parents
Jodi Meltzer

Packing healthy, nut-free lunches with cute 'I love you' notes to keep pace with the Bento box moms. Or packing lunches. Either way, anything to do with toddler eating is hard. Muttering "toddlers" and "eating" in the same sentence burns calories in moms. It's a fact.

An Introduction To Soccer For 3 And 4-Year-Olds

Chris Cate | Posted 11.22.2014 | Parents
Chris Cate

You must want the ball like you want chocolate cake for breakfast and breakfast cereal for dinner. Sure, sitting down and picking grass might look like a great idea when a player on the other team does it. But that is your chance to kick the ball while the other team is down.

If Toddlers Ruled the World

Chris Cate | Posted 11.18.2014 | Parents
Chris Cate

Naps would be banned and only free-sleep (the act of naturally falling asleep, such as comfortably in a car seat or face down in a cereal bowl) would be permissible, though still frowned upon.

3-Year-Olds Are A**holes

Sarah Fader | Posted 04.29.2014 | Parents
Sarah Fader

I am here to tell you that "everyone" was wrong. Two-year-olds are challenging, but they are nowhere near as hard to deal with as 3-year-olds.

WATCH: Bath Time!

Posted 11.13.2013 | Parents

When we interviewed "Convos With My 2-Year-Old" creator and dad of two Matthew Clarke at the beginning of his viral ride in May, he promised an episod...

The Blooper Reel We've All Been Waiting For

Posted 08.08.2013 | Parents

Just when we thought our favorite YouTube toddler impersonator had gone out to recess for a little while, "Convos With My 2-Year-Old" creators Matthew...

WATCH: Our Favorite Grown-Up 2-Year-Old Is Back

Posted 07.17.2013 | Parents

"Nobody wants to wear pants." But we do anyway, because "that's just the way the world works." Hard to argue with, right? Not for a toddler... especia...

Zipper Penis

Amber Dusick | Posted 12.16.2012 | Parents
Amber Dusick

How exactly do you explain to a 3-year-old that Mommy's magical healing kiss powers come with certain use clauses and limitations?