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Halloween Parties and the Latest in Gruesome Candy

Maggie Van Ostrand | Posted 10.23.2009 | Living

Read More: Michael Jackson, Jamie Lee Curtis, Candy, Marty Feldman, Stephen Moyer, Zombies, Will Durst, Vampires, Balloon Boy, Bela Lugosi, Vomit, Spiders, Halloween, Hannibal Lecter, Goldman Sachs, Candy Corn, Douchebags, John Belushi, Filippa Hamilton, Alex O'Loughlin, True Blood, Billy Mays, Activia Yogurt, Jeffrey Dahmer, Glenn Beck, Republicans, Halloween Party, Jack Nicholson, Leatherface, Living News
Maggie Van Ostrand

Where once the King of Halloween confection was Candy Corn -- selling 8.3 billion kernels a year -- planners of today's Halloween parties lobby their new faves: the latest in gross and disgusting party food.

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A List In Response To A News Story: Take my Cats, Please...Seriously. I Want to Freak Out.

Sophie Pollitt-Cohen | Posted 11.19.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Diapers, Grapes, Cats, Judgement, Best Friend Lindsey, Brain, Poop, Baby, Marble-Floors, The New York Times, Vomit, The Future, Kim Kardashian, Barf, Comedy News
Sophie Pollitt-Cohen

My cats or my future baby?: Barf on the floor; Pee on the floor; Has a brain larger than a handful of grapes; Not freak out when I want to dress it in a cute outfit; Not be covered in hair; Love me back.

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Germ Bag: No Sh*t

Suz Redfearn | Posted 04.13.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Baby Vomit, Poop, Vomit, River, Cavemen, Primitive People, Baby Poop, Will Ferrell, Judd Apatow, Poop Humor, Bodily Humor, Lab Corp, David Sedaris, Comedy News
Suz Redfearn

I used to think poop was hilarious. And vomit, too. And snot. And whatever else whatever else flows with force from the body and can be flung about by monkeys.

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Freshman: How Not to Puke In Class

Christine Whelan | Posted 10.12.2008 | Living

Read More: Bustedhalo, Freshman, Friday Classes, Thirsty Thursday, College, Spirituality, Hangover, Vomit, Binge Drinking, Living News
Christine Whelan

As a professor of an intro sociology class, I've got 150 students who need to set their alarms and get to lecture -- sober -- each Friday morning.

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Leave Mr. Poopypants Alone!

Charlotte Hilton Andersen | Posted 07.08.2008 | Living

Read More: Michael Jackson, Katie Holmes, Runners, NYC Marathon, Running, Diarrhea, Poop, Vomit, Poo, Marathons, Boston Marathon, Living News
Charlotte Hilton Andersen

Let me just get this out of the way: people poop when they run. So why the big fuss about some poor soul with splattered shorts? Must it be discussed on every fitness website?

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