How soon before we add body cavity searches to the casual molestations in our pre flight check- lists -- precipitating few outcries even when the airlines try to make some extra coin by piggy backing prostate exams?
Thanksgiving was my mother's designated holiday and she thought she was cooking for the Eighth Tank Battalion. Every year she'd seek out a mutant poultry farm and buy a turkey the size of a La-Z-Boy recliner.
Where once the King of Halloween confection was Candy Corn -- selling 8.3 billion kernels a year -- planners of today's Halloween parties lobby their new faves: the latest in gross and disgusting party food.
At the news conference, Palin was flanked by comedians Larry The Cable Guy and Dennis Miller. Both expressed support for Palin and agreed comedy had gone 'too far' in a direction they called "un-good."