10 Food Products That Have Taken Christmas Too Far

Christmas tree-shaped Doritos are just unnecessary.
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During that all-too-brief window of time between Thanksgiving and New Years' Day, unofficially known as "the Holiday Season," it seems as if every single company in existence wants a piece of the action. From special sales at everything from car dealerships to mattress stores, to holiday-themed paper plates, Christmas deals and special items are everywhere you look. This especially extends to food products, and some holiday food products are real head-scratchers.

It's easy to understand why food companies would want to rush holiday tie-in products to market. The Season of Giving is also the Season of Buying, and people are a little looser with their wallets than they are at other times of the year, especially when the item in question is a "special holiday edition," as all Christmas-themed products are. These products also usually make for good things to bring to holiday parties and other festive gatherings. More money is spent during the holiday season than any other time of year, so you can't blame food companies for wanting a piece of the action.

Sometimes, these tie-ins are relevant and appropriate. Christmas-tree-shaped (or candy-cane-flavored) Peeps? Sure, go for it. Mini Reese's peanut butter cups covered in red and green foil? Sure, why not. A Cap'n Crunch spinoff named Christmas Crunch? Absolutely. Bagels that have been dyed red and green with food coloring? Well, maybe not. The line has to be drawn somewhere, and unfortunately it's a line that currently doesn't seem to exist.

The jury is still out on whether "the more the merrier" applies when it comes to Christmas food product tie-ins. It can be fun to rummage through the supermarket this time of year to see what special products can be found, but -- call us a Grinch if you must -- we believe that some of them are completely unnecessary, and just one more symptom of the over-commercialization of Christmas. Read on to learn which 10 holiday food products are taking Christmas a little too far.

Christmas Dinner in a Can
Want to eat your Christmas dinner of turkey casserole with winter vegetables, chipolatas, stuffing balls, and cranberry jelly out of a self-heating can? Seriously, you might as well just buy a Swanson turkey dinner. Photo Credit: © gizmodo
Christmas-Tree-Shaped Doritos
Only available in Japan, these are green tree-shaped Doritos that taste like “creamy chicken corn stew.” Ah, yes, the centerpiece of nearly everybody's Christmas table, right? Oh. Wait a minute.Photo Credit: © brandeating Click Here to see the Complete List of 10 Food Products That Have Taken Christmas Too Far
Cinnamon Crunch Sun Chips
When salty snacks try to go sweet, the results are often disastrous. In this case, cinnamon and sugar paired with the familiar multigrain flavor of Sun Chips don’t exactly bring out the holiday spirit, bow or no bow on the package. Photo Credit: © Facebook / Sunchips
Dunkin’ Donuts Apple Pie Coffee
“Just like Mom used to brew,” the website says. “Nothing says ‘made with love’ quite like a warm slice — er, we mean mug — of Apple Pie flavored coffee.” Not one word of that description is true. Photo Credit: © Flickr / TheimpulsivebuyClick Here to see the Complete List of 10 Food Products That Have Taken Christmas Too Far


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