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Oh dear, this has been such a hilarious and terrible day for me. I came to the beach for the same reason we all come to the beach: for sun, surf, and to polish off a few chapters of Blink -- that Malcolm Gladwell, man, where does he come up with this stuff?

The sun was very hot and I took a nap, naked. And then it turns out a picture of this very nap was posted on the Internet, paparazzi or some such thing, I'd imagine. Just wanted to clear some things up -- I'm not dead -- oh but while I'm already blogging, I'd just like to point out that John McCain is quite old.


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- FantaPants I'm a Fan of FantaPants permalink

It's a bloomin' koala bear, you buffoons!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:19 PM on 08/01/2008
- HughC I'm a Fan of HughC permalink

Whatever it is, it's deeply unpleasant.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:21 PM on 07/30/2008
- BeatlesMania4 I'm a Fan of BeatlesMania4 permalink

totally one of the demon dogs from ghostbusters - the ones that chase rick moranus all around New York.

Either way you can find more pictures at digi funtown

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:02 PM on 07/30/2008
- LizzyTish I'm a Fan of LizzyTish permalink

over on gawker the consensus was a badly decomposed dog (ie. boxer or pug)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:56 PM on 07/29/2008
- hopeless277 I'm a Fan of hopeless277 permalink

Shellless turtle. Poor baby.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:13 PM on 07/29/2008
- ahdam I'm a Fan of ahdam permalink

turtles don't have elbows, though.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:10 PM on 07/30/2008
- PatrickW I'm a Fan of PatrickW permalink

Do they have thumbs?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:53 PM on 08/02/2008
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