Mysteries, etc.

Oh dear, this has been such a hilarious and terrible day for me. I came to the beach for the same reason we all come to the beach: for sun, surf, and to polish off a few chapters of Blink -- that Malcolm Gladwell, man, where does he come up with this stuff?

The sun was very hot and I took a nap, naked. And then it turns out a picture of this very nap was posted on the Internet, paparazzi or some such thing, I'd imagine. Just wanted to clear some things up -- I'm not dead -- oh but while I'm already blogging, I'd just like to point out that John McCain is quite old.

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Comments

[FantaPants]

It's a bloomin' koala bear, you buffoons!

[HughC]

Whatever it is, it's deeply unpleasant.

[BeatlesMania4]

totally one of the demon dogs from ghostbusters - the ones that chase rick moranus all around New York.

Either way you can find more pictures at digi funtown

[LizzyTish]

over on gawker the consensus was a badly decomposed dog (ie. boxer or pug)

[hopeless277]

Shellless turtle. Poor baby.

[ahdam]

turtles don't have elbows, though.