Manchester NH -- Mark Penn, senior political strategist for the Hillary Clinton campaign, today urged Barack Obama to "come clean" and admit that he has fathered two African American girls.
Penn, speaking to reporters on the Manchester airport tarmac as he was getting his hair re-slimed, defended raising the issue on the grounds that his candidate is losing and he needed to throw as much shit at the wall as possible in hopes that something will stick.
"I'm merely pointing out that the senator has two children", Penn gurgled through layers of gelatinous neck fat, "yes they were born in wedlock, but the fact of the matter is they are not white and it's merely something for rural New Hampshire women over age 65 to consider". Penn added he had no "specific evidence" that Obama had "ever given or sold" the girls drugs.
In a related development, long time Clinton bagman Terry McAuliffe urged independent Granite State voters to "find something else to do next Tuesday". "For this to be a change election", he said, "we need our kind of turnout".
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Slimer Penn is doing you no favours!
Reading the comments is as frustratin
The fellas that wrote this blog, WROTE THIS BLOG themselves
call me when obama fathers elvis' 7-headed love child.
I'm really hoping that the politics of slime is about to come to an end.
"SC Push Poll Says Obama Had Black Baby"
You're swimming in my wake!
How can anyone NOT get it?
The Obama kids are darn cute, but remember, they are at least l/4 white! Think about that! Miscegenat
For those that don't get it, the Bush campaign accuses McCain of the same which might have torpedoed his chances.
Very funny guys!
(distant cousins)
He's not picking on Hillary per se, he's picking on the whole stupid campaign process! The attack politics that has been infecting our electoral culture for the last 30 odd years thanks to that creep Lee Atwater. Logically, he just used the two front runners as literary device.
America is truly in trouble when we lose our sense of humor and after reading all of these silly comments full of misplaced outrage; it appears we are in a massive heap of trouble.
I thought it was funny. It makes you think for a second. That's what good satire does.