Clinton Aide Accuses Obama of Fathering Two Black Girls

Manchester NH -- Mark Penn, senior political strategist for the Hillary Clinton campaign, today urged Barack Obama to "come clean" and admit that he has fathered two African American girls.

Penn, speaking to reporters on the Manchester airport tarmac as he was getting his hair re-slimed, defended raising the issue on the grounds that his candidate is losing and he needed to throw as much shit at the wall as possible in hopes that something will stick.

"I'm merely pointing out that the senator has two children", Penn gurgled through layers of gelatinous neck fat, "yes they were born in wedlock, but the fact of the matter is they are not white and it's merely something for rural New Hampshire women over age 65 to consider". Penn added he had no "specific evidence" that Obama had "ever given or sold" the girls drugs.

In a related development, long time Clinton bagman Terry McAuliffe urged independent Granite State voters to "find something else to do next Tuesday". "For this to be a change election", he said, "we need our kind of turnout".

Comments

[nellie]

I wish this were funny, but it's a sad statement on politics that this is even satire.

[longislandlol]

the clinton's will stoop to transparent lies... no one will buy this...

[thedirtman]

We can laugh about this now, but what if the story breaks in Kansas or Oklahoma in late October?

[Tankan]

Hillary, you really ought to choose your associates more carefully!

Slimer Penn is doing you no favours!

[lakat]

I love this headline! I laughed out loud when I saw it. I didn't even need to read the post before I passed it on to other people who might appreciate the obvious humor.

Reading the comments is as frustrating as 8 long years with the Moron in the White House. I despair of ever electing an intelligent president. Don't these people ever read the comments before adding anything of their own? Looks like the dumbing down of America is working. Great job Repubs!

The fellas that wrote this blog, WROTE THIS BLOG themselves, it is not a news item that they are reporting. It's a fake item!! And if you've been paying attention (Bush vs McCain) you'd see it was a play on a real smear. But this isn't a real smear...IT'S A JOKE. And Jerry and Joe, it's damned funny!

[sassafra]

*yawn*
call me when obama fathers elvis' 7-headed love child.

[Glinda]

Now that is funny!

I'm really hoping that the politics of slime is about to come to an end.

[strifeknot]

Ha, the Hillary supporters here are as humorless as their candidate.

[BernardPliers]

I came up with that line about 6 months ago and use it now and then:

"SC Push Poll Says Obama Had Black Baby"

You're swimming in my wake!

[yoadrie]

I'm not the least bit surprised by this news. After all, Obama used to emulate his own mother and has voiced support for philately!

[Mariel]

I got this one just by reading the headline.

How can anyone NOT get it?

The Obama kids are darn cute, but remember, they are at least l/4 white! Think about that! Miscegenation!

[Zhonni]

Oh my goodness! This is the funniest headline I have seen in a while!

For those that don't get it, the Bush campaign accuses McCain of the same which might have torpedoed his chances.

Very funny guys!

[bogtrotters]

NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE HAS ANOTHER FAMILY IN KENYA!


(distant cousins)

[findingavoice]

Gee, I didn't get the joke either. Can the political season get any sillier?

[clevelandchick]

Haven't any of you guys read The Onion? Lighten up people!

He's not picking on Hillary per se, he's picking on the whole stupid campaign process! The attack politics that has been infecting our electoral culture for the last 30 odd years thanks to that creep Lee Atwater. Logically, he just used the two front runners as literary device.

America is truly in trouble when we lose our sense of humor and after reading all of these silly comments full of misplaced outrage; it appears we are in a massive heap of trouble.

I thought it was funny. It makes you think for a second. That's what good satire does.

[texastrixie]

Great. This post is designed to make people think the Clinton camp has tried to sliime the Obama family, so it has to be from either the Obama faction or the Edwards faction. And just when I had begun to convince my husband to vote for Obama! I sure wish Biden were still in this race. My husband is thinking about either not voting or voting Republican. I think if this garbage keeps happening, I may actually join him. NO, I won't, but may just stay home. If we want dirty tricks, the Republicans do them so much better than us.

[doug108]

The idea that any political aide (especially one associated with Clinton) would try to make hay over Obama having black children is hilarious. I love it. The extra stuff was overdone, though. You should have left it out.

[OtayPanky]

The post may or may not have been funny per se - but it was hilarious in it's ability to elicit genuine outrage and disgust on the part of many commenters, all of whom presumably have at least a high school diploma or perhaps a GED.

Kinda like HG Wells "War of the Worlds" as done on radio by Orson Wells.

OMG, the Martians are coming!

Or, as HL Mencken famously said, "No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."

OTAY!

[texanna]

You know, I like good satire as much as the next person, which would explain why I thought this wasn't at all amusing. I'm not a Hillary fan, but really, when did she sh#*&t in your Wheaties that you felt compelled to waste your time by making this post?

[wndrwrthg]

This just in:
Not only did he father two black children, but he fathered them with the SAME WOMAN!

[Knowbetter]

Good satire: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673

[Santucci]

The Clinton's make me sick!!!!!!
It's time for them and the rest of the country to put thme to rest.
PIGS!!!!

[Jamchinadian]

Heavens above. Are there that many people here who completely miss the joke? Does it have to be explained? Tragically, it seems so - what colour is Obama? his wife? So what color do you think his daughters will be? Don't think too hard now!

[desertdweller]

And I thought Lee Atwater was dead....

[isis]

fyi everybody--It's his own kids with wife Michelle.