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Iranian Aircraft Carriers in the Gulf of Mexico

Posted: 01/30/2012 10:34 am

It Can’t Happen Here

Cross-posted with TomDispatch.com

Exclusive: New Iranian Commando Team Operating Near U.S.

(Tehran, FNA) The Fars News Agency has confirmed with the Republican Guard’s North American Operations Command that a new elite Iranian commando team is operating in the U.S.-Mexican border region. The primary day-to-day mission of the team, known as the Joint Special Operations Gulf of Mexico Task Force, or JSOG-MTF, is to mentor Mexican military units in the border areas in their war with the deadly drug cartels.  The task force provides “highly trained personnel that excel in uncertain environments,” Maj. Amir Arastoo, a spokesman for Republican Guard special operations forces in North America, tells Fars, and “seeks to confront irregular threats...”

The unit began its existence in mid-2009 -- around the time that Washington rejected the Iranian leadership’s wish for a new diplomatic dialogue. But whatever the task force does about the United States -- or might do in the future -- is a sensitive subject with the Republican Guard.  “It would be inappropriate to discuss operational plans regarding any particular nation,” Arastoo says about the U.S.

Okay, so I made that up.  Sue me.  But first admit that, a line or two in, you knew it was fiction.  After all, despite the talk about American decline, we are still on a one-way imperial planet.  Yes, there is a new U.S. special operations team known as Joint Special Operations Task Force-Gulf Cooperation Council, or JSOTF-GCC, at work near Iran and, according to Wired magazine’s Danger Room blog, we really don’t quite know what it’s tasked with doing (other than helping train the forces of such allies as Bahrain and Saudi Arabia). 

And yes, the quotes are perfectly real, just out of the mouth of a U.S. “spokesman for special-operations forces in the Mideast,” not a representative of Iran’s Republican Guard.  And yes, most Americans, if they were to read about the existence of the new special ops team, wouldn’t think it strange that U.S. forces were edging up to (if not across) the Iranian border, not when our “safety” was at stake. 

Reverse the story, though, and it immediately becomes a malign, if unimaginable, fairy tale.  Of course, no Iranian elite forces will ever operate along the U.S. border.  Not in this world.  Washington wouldn’t live with it and it remains the military giant of giants on this planet.  By comparison, Iran is, in military terms, a minor power

Any Iranian forces on the Mexican border would represent a crossing of one of those “red lines” that U.S. officials are always talking about and so an international abomination to be dealt with severely.  More than that, their presence would undoubtedly be treated as an act of war.  It would make screaming headlines here.  The Republican candidates for the presidency would go wild.  You know the rest.  Think about the reaction when Attorney General Eric Holder announced that an Iranian-American used-car salesman from Texas had contacted a Mexican drug cartel as part of a bizarre plot supposedly hatched by senior members of the elite Iranian Quds Force to assassinate the Saudi ambassador in a Washington restaurant and possibly bomb the Saudi and Israeli embassies as well.

Though doubts were soon raised about the likelihood of such an Iranian plot, the outrage in the U.S. was palpable.  Secretary of State Hillary Clinton insisted that it “crosses a line that Iran needs to be held to account for.”  The Wall Street Journal labeled it “arguably an act of war,” as did Congressman Peter King, chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee.  Speaker of the House John Boehner termed it “a very serious breach of international behavior,” while House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Rogers swore that it crossed “a very dangerous threshold” and called for “unprecedented” action by the Obama administration.

On the other hand, no one here would claim that a U.S. special operations team edging up to the Iranian border was anything out of the ordinary or that it potentially crossed any lines, red or otherwise, or was a step beyond what the international community accepts.  In fact, the news, such as it was, caused no headlines in the press, no comments on editorial pages, nothing.  After all, everyone knows that Iranians would be the equivalent of fish out of water in Mexico, but that Americans are at home away from home in the Persian Gulf (as in most other places on Earth). 

The Iranian “War” Against America

Nonetheless, just for the heck of it, let’s suspend the laws of political and military gravity and pile up a few more fairy-tale-ish details.  

Imagine that, in late 2007, Iran's ruling mullahs and their military advisors had decided to upgrade already significant covert activities against Washington, including cross-border operations, and so launched an intensification of its secret campaign to “destabilize” the country’s leadership -- call it a covert war if you will -- funded by hundreds of millions of dollars of oil money; that they (or their allies) supported armed oppositional groups hostile to Washington; that they flew advanced robot drones on surveillance missions in the country's airspace; that they imposed ever escalating sanctions, which over the years caused increased suffering among the American people, in order to force Washington to dismantle its nuclear arsenal and give up the nuclear program (military and peaceful) that it had been pursuing since 1943; that they and an ally developed and launched a computer worm meant to destroy American centrifuges and introduced sabotaged parts into its nuclear supply chain; that they encouraged American nuclear scientists to defect; that one of their allies launched an assassination program against American nuclear scientists and engineers, killing five of them on the streets of American cities; that they launched a global campaign to force the world not to buy key American products, including Hollywood movies, iPhones, iPods, and iPads, and weaponry of any sort by essentially embargoing American banking transactions. 

Imagine as well that an embattled American president declared the Gulf of Mexico to be off-limits to Iranian aircraft carriers and threatened any entering its waters with dire consequences.  In response, the Iranians promptly sent their aircraft carrier, the Mossadegh, and its battle group of accompanying ships directly into Gulf waters not far from Florida and then stationed a second carrier, the Khomeini, and its task force in the nearby Caribbean as support.  (Okay, the Iranians don't have aircraft carriers, but just for a moment, suspend disbelief.)

And keep in mind that, in this outlandish scenario, all of the above would only be what we knew about or suspected.  You would have to assume that there were also still-unknown aspects to their in-the-shadows campaign of regime change against Washington. 

Now, pinned to Iran, that list looks absurd.  Were such things to have happened (even in a far more limited fashion), they would have been seen across the American political spectrum as an abomination (and rightly so), a morass of illegal, illegitimate, and immoral acts and programs that would have to be opposed at all costs.  As you also know perfectly well, it is a description of just what we do know or suspect that the U.S. has done, alone or in concert with its ally Israel, or what, in the case of the assassination operations against nuclear scientists (and possibly an explosion that destroyed much of an Iranian missile base, killing a major general and 16 others), Israel has evidently done on its own, but possibly with the covert agreement of Washington. 

And yet you can search the mainstream news far and wide without seeing words like “illegal,” “illegitimate,” or "immoral” or even “a very serious breach of international behavior” applied to them, though you can certainly find sunny reports on our potential power to loose destruction in the region, the sorts of articles that, if they were in the state-controlled Iranian press, we would consider propaganda. 

While the other three presidential candidates were baying for Iranian blood at a recent Republican debate, it was left to Ron Paul, the ultimate outsider, to point out the obvious: that the latest round of oil sanctions being imposed by Washington and just agreed to by the European Union, meant to prohibit the sale of Iranian oil on the international market, was essentially an “act of war,” and that it preceded recent Iranian threats (an unlikely prospect, by the way) to close the Strait of Hormuz, through which much of the planet’s oil flows.   

And keep in mind, the covert war against Iran is ostensibly aimed at a nuclear weapon that does not exist, that the country’s leaders claim they are not building, that the best work of the American intelligence community in 2007 and 2010 indicated was not yet on the horizon.  (At the moment, at worst, the Iranians are believed to be working toward "possible breakout capacity" -- that is, the ability to relatively “quickly” build a nuclear weapon, if the decision were made.)  As for nuclear weapons, we have 5,113 warheads that we don't doubt are necessary for our safety and the safety of the planet.  These are weapons that we implicitly trust ourselves to have, even though the United States remains the only country ever to use nuclear weapons, obliterating two Japanese cities at the cost of perhaps 200,000 civilian deaths.  Similarly, we have no doubt that the world is safe with Israel possessing up to 200 nuclear weapons, a near civilization-destroying (undeclared) arsenal.  But it is our conviction that an Iranian bomb, even one, would end life as we know it. 

Added to that fear is the oft-cited fact that Iran is run by a mullahtariat that oppresses any opposition.  That, however, only puts it in league with U.S. allies in the region like Bahrain, whose monarchy has shot down, beaten up, and jailed its opposition, and the Saudis, who have fiercely repressed their own dissidents.  Nor, in terms of harm to its people, is Iran faintly in a league with past U.S. allies like General Augusto Pinochet of Chile, who launched a U.S.-backed military coup against a democratically elected government on September 11, 1973, killing more than died in the 9/11 attacks of 2001, or the Indonesian autocrat Suharto on whom the deaths of at least half a million of his people are usually pinned.

Washington At Home in the World

Here, then, is a little necessary context for the latest round of Iran-mania in the U.S.: Washington has declared the world its oyster and garrisons the planet in a historically unique way -- without direct colonies but with approximately 1,000 bases worldwide (not including those in war zones or ones the Pentagon prefers not to acknowledge).  That we do so, unique as it may be in the records of empire, strikes us as anything but odd and so is little discussed here.  One of the reasons is simple enough.  What’s called our “safety” and “security” has been made a planetary issue.  It is, in fact, the planetary standard for action, though one only we (or our closest allies) can invoke.  Others are held to far more limiting rules of behavior. 

As a result, a U.S. president can now send drones and special operations forces just about anywhere to kill just about anyone he designates as a threat to our security.  Since we are everywhere, and everywhere at home, and everywhere have “interests,” we may indeed be threatened anywhere.  Wherever we’ve settled in -- and in the Persian Gulf, as an example, we’re deeply entrenched -- new “red lines” have been created that others are prohibited from crossing.  No one, after all, can infringe on our safety. 

In support of our interests -- which, speaking truthfully, are also the interests of oil -- we could covertly overthrow an Iranian government in 1953 (starting the whole train of events that led to this crisis moment in the Persian Gulf), and we can again work to overthrow an Iranian government in 2012.  The only issue seriously discussed in this country is: How exactly can we do it, or can we do it at all (without causing ourselves irreparably greater harm)?  Effectiveness, not legality or morality, is the only measurement.  Few in our world (and who else matters?) question our right to do so, though obviously the right of any other state to do something similar to us or one of our allies, or to retaliate or even to threaten to retaliate, should we do so, is considered shocking and beyond all norms, beyond every red line when it comes to how nations (except us) should behave. 

This mindset, and the acts that have gone with it, have blown what is, at worst, a modest-sized global problem up into an existential threat, a life-and-death matter.  Iran as a global monster now nearly fills what screen-space there is for foreign enemies in the present American moment.  Yet, despite its enormous energy reserves, it is a shaky regional power, ruled by a faction-ridden set of fundamentalists (but not madmen), the most hardline of whom seem at the moment ascendant (in no small part due to American and Israeli policies).  The country has a relatively modest military budget, and no recent history of invading other states.  It has been under intense pressure of every sort for years now and the strains are showing.  The kind of pressure the U.S. and its allies have been exerting creates the basis for madness -- or for terrible miscalculation followed by inevitable tragedy. 

In an election year in the U.S., little of this is apparent.  The Republicans, Ron Paul aside, have made Iran the entrée du jour on the American (and Israeli) security menu, a situation that couldn’t be more absurdly out of proportion or more dangerous.  In fact, when it comes to “American security,” our fundamentalists are off on another rampage with the Obama administration following behind. 

Just as a small exercise to restore some sense of proportion, stop for a moment the next time you hear of American or Israeli plans for the further destabilization of Iran and think: what would we do if the Iranians were planning something similar for us?

It’s one small way to begin, individually, to imagine a planet on which everyone might experience some sense of security.  And here’s the oddest thing, given the blowback that could come from a blowup in the Persian Gulf, it might even make us all safer.

Tom Engelhardt, co-founder of the American Empire Project and the author of The American Way of War: How Bush’s Wars Became Obama’s as well as The End of Victory Culture, runs the Nation Institute's TomDispatch.com. His latest book, The United States of Fear (Haymarket Books), has just been published. To listen to Timothy MacBain’s latest Tomcast audio interview in which Engelhardt discusses reversal scenarios on a one-way planet, click here, or download it to your iPod here.

[Note:  The initial “Iranian” news article in this piece was taken, with a few small changes, from “New U.S. Commando Team Operating Near Iran,” a post by the intrepid Spencer Ackerman of Wired’s Danger Room blog, an important place to keep up on all things military.  Let me offer a bow as well to Antiwar.com, Juan Cole’s Informed Comment, and Paul Woodward’s the War in Context.  I don’t know what I’d do without them when it comes to keeping up.]

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TheOin2012
My micro-brew is empty.
04:13 PM on 02/16/2012
What this writer "forgets" hahah, is that all the other countries in the Arabian Gulf want the US Navy there.

Iran does not control the Gulf, nor should it.
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Djay0252
17th Airborne..a tribute to my Father
10:05 AM on 02/02/2012
I am sure Americans would be outraged at the idea of "enemy" aircraft carriers off our coast but it is ok for us to put OURS over there....a sense of entitlement?
04:04 PM on 02/01/2012
Nice trick but next time say that they are working closely with Mexico I was not so much scared that Iran was this close but I though that they had infiltrated Mexican territory, I was not worried that they had troops so close to USA
11:30 AM on 01/31/2012
Hypocrisy and lies are the absolute lifeblood of the American war machine. But we keep voting for this, again and again.
09:55 AM on 01/31/2012
We need to think about the poor Iranians. That's right, how would we feel if they sent aircraft carriers to visit us? Shame on us.

Iranians have fundamental human rights too.

Such as:

1) the right to call us the "Great Satan" as an official state policy
2) the right to call for "Death to America"
3) the right to believe that starting WW-III will guarantee them a place in heaven
4) the right to start WW-III so they can go to heaven
5) the right to nuclear weapons so they can bring the 12th Mahdi and start WW-III and go to heaven
6) the right to destroy the Great Satan with nuclear weapons
7) the right to destroy the Little Satan with nuclear weapons
8) the right to build nuclear weapons so they can have a deterrent against anyone wishing to destroy their nuclear weapons
9) the right to build nuclear weapons so they can restore the glory of Persia and feel masculine again and no longer have their ego hurt because others are stronger than they are
10:23 AM on 02/06/2012
the right to have their democratic government overthrown by the US and Britain in 1953? the right to revolt against the dictatorship we propped up in 1953 in 1979 and declare their independence only to be labeled a dangerous enemy? the right to NOT currently be making nuclear weapons but apparently trying to build a stable nuclear energy program so they can export more oil to make money? the right to not have american special forces and intelligence agencies working in their country to destabilize them?

sorry but it sounds like your falling for the war propaganda and not actually spouting facts. even our own CIA tells us they stopped trying to build nukes years ago, and the so called quotes about wanting to wipe israel off the map were mistranslated and taken out of context. he actually said that israel would be wiped off the map from its OWN policies as a corrupt regime like all corrupt regimes eventually end up. considering israel and america continually provoke them and clandestinely try to disrupt their way of life, i could see why they would say "death to america". the other stuff your saying is generally taken out of context. the full quote would include "if america and israel should attack us," then 4, 5, 6, 7. its obvious to anyone who doesnt just get their news from fox or msnbc that iran doesnt want a war with anyone, and is a very peaceful nation who just wants trade relations.
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rbenjamin
Rule 5 rules
09:09 AM on 01/31/2012
In the end, I find the fantasy scenario of Iranian carriers in the Gulf of Mexico doesn't help Americans understand Iranian perspectives very much. If anything, it makes the Iranians appear much more threatening than they are.

The nations involved are simply too different, the regions are simply too different. It's a good idea to hold a mirror up to American actions and policies in the Persian Gulf, but a looking glass, not a fun-house mirror.

There is simply no substitute for trying to get inside the heads of Iranians, in Iran, as difficult as that exercise is to achieve. The latter portions of Engelhardt's piece try to do that, but they are muffled by the his opening rhetorical device.
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NTT
Fighting rants with facts
07:15 AM on 01/31/2012
Another exercise in moral relativism. Anything and everything can be argued, once you delete the boundary between good and evil.

This article is a belated echo of similar "voices of peace" which in the 1930s argued against a tough anti-Nazi stance and for "appeasing" Hitler. The result? Nazism was not "appeased" (extreme ideologies can't be; they DEPEND on conflicts -- their main raison d'etre); war did start -- it was innevitable. But the world paid for that mistake with tens of millions of victims and an ocean of tears. And the Nazis did not possess nuclear weapons...
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MarcEdward
likes all cats more than most people
09:26 AM on 01/31/2012
GODWINS LAW FAIL
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Gui Montag
Former Palestinian Supporter
11:12 AM on 01/31/2012
Godwin's law is when you compare your opponent with the Nazis.

So you're the one who failed.
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rbenjamin
Rule 5 rules
09:31 AM on 01/31/2012
Moral relativism exists as an operational fact, get used to it and deal with it. Cultural differences matter. Perceptions matter. Failing to understand that got us Afghanistan and Iraq.

Failure to pin a label on the Nazis wasn't the problem. Failure to understand Germans and Hitler's appeal to them was a huge part of a bigger problem. World War ended up being the West's solution. It's not clear there was any other solution given the Post WWI situation.

Moralizing is easy, figuring out national security threats and appropriate response is hard. Absolutism doesn't help in the least be it Christian tinted or Muslim tinted or.....etc.
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NTT
Fighting rants with facts
09:57 AM on 01/31/2012
Moral relativism exists indeed -- as a character flaw. Cutting off women's noses as "punishment" for running away from abusive husbands does NOT constitute a "cultural difference". Nor does stoning women for the "crime of adultery", hanging homosexuals, etc.

>>>"... figuring out national security threats and appropriat­e response is hard"
Yes, for people who lack a moral compass. Not so hard for people who understand right and wrong has nothing to do with "cultural" or "religios" differences.
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Jerry Bourbon
01:10 PM on 01/31/2012
The easy solution would have been to back up Czechoslovakia.

But the "progressive peace movement" opposed that.
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swimmer249
Moderate Republican
12:18 AM on 01/31/2012
The US fits the definition of a rogue state.
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09:48 PM on 01/30/2012
This is reality in the world, true justice in non existing, the big guy is the one that sets the rules. God article.
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tallen
panem et circenses
09:15 PM on 01/30/2012
Imagine America having a "Death To Iran" national holiday.

No---I can't imagine it either.

But Iran does have a national holiday called "Death To America Day"...celebrated every November 5th.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRjG36WGvWM
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MarcEdward
likes all cats more than most people
09:27 AM on 01/31/2012
Uh, I've seen presidential candidates singing joyfully about bombing Iran (which, btw, kills people) and crowds of Americans cheering.
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Gui Montag
Former Palestinian Supporter
11:12 AM on 01/31/2012
Presidential candidates which did not win.
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tallen
panem et circenses
01:33 PM on 01/31/2012
Does America have a national holiday specifically to celebrate the "death" of another nation?
08:17 PM on 01/30/2012
In 1976 Gerald Ford endorsed Iranian plans to build a massive nuclear energy program and worked toward a multi-billion dollar deal to supply Iran Plutonium and enriched Uranium. Henry Kissinger, as Secretary of State, said that "introduction of nuclear power will provide for the growing needs of Iran's economy and free remaining oil reserves for export of conversion to petrochemicals." Asked in 2005 about his statement Kissinger responded that "Iran was an allied country" That changed in 1979 when the US puppet regime of the Shah collapsed. Now Iran is faced with a choice, be invaded and overthrown, or create a defensive capability against such hostilities. Our policy, along with what we allow Israel to do, will ultimately decide if Iran truly needed defense. The resultant destabilization of the Middle East will be the price of finding out the effectiveness of an alternative to diplomacy. The price of peace does not necessarily include going to war to "prevent war".
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01:52 PM on 02/02/2012
Thanks for that info.
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Freenation
07:54 PM on 01/30/2012
great article, the neocon war fantasies is going to result in more US soldier deaths, for what? nothing...if neocons care so much for Israeli security farce they can buy a ticket to Israel and along with them take all the political baggage which thinks it is good to fight another non-essential war...
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Richard Pearce banned
Never let them tell you it can't be done.
07:01 PM on 01/30/2012
A ;-} slightly ;-} more plausible scenario that would drive home to Americans how arrogant the American policies in the ME appear to the Iranians (and even the citizens, if not the regimes, of US 'allies' like Bahrain).

It it 2016, and half a dozen Iranian missile destroyers have just finished their South American tour, during which they visited Brazil and Venezuela, where there are bases where Iranian drones are flown over Colombia, drones that launch missiles at 'drug cartel' hideouts, and also serve special squads who may be tasked with 'destabalizing' the Colombian regime.

Their next port of visit is Cuba, where three of them will take up station at the newly announced Iranian naval base there.

BTW, think the wave of popular uprisings against US backed ME regimes that followed closely on the heels of the loading of fuel rods into Bushehr despite all the US efforts to stop that, and the non-appearance of the US followthrough on the threats to stop that by military means was something, there might be an even bigger wave coming triggered by Iran refueling the TRR with Iranian produced fuel rods, showing even more clearly that it is possible to stand up to the US and become a modern industrialised nation despite the US doing everything it can get away with to stop that from happening
06:34 PM on 01/30/2012
Yep, Iranian Aircraft carrier launching flying carpets to block the Panama Canal.
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Steelsil
Warren/Grayson 2016! Yes We Can!
05:37 PM on 01/30/2012
Iran's real war is with its citizens. Remember Neda, and the oppressed people of Iran.
02:32 AM on 01/31/2012
No one remembers.

To many, its always the US who is wrong, and the Iranian government is fair, caring, and peaceful. They don't remember the ki//ings in the streets, or the thousands arrested. To them, if the Iranian government does something wrong, its because the US drove them to do it.
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PermanentVacancy
Those who do not move, do not notice their chains.
01:30 PM on 01/31/2012
Just because we don't want to bomb the Iranian people, then we automatically think the Iranian govt. is perfect in everyway??? You have a childlike inability to understand complexeties in life.
Everything with you is either black or white. You do not follow the Golden Rule.
11:26 AM on 01/31/2012
I remember Neda---she was the Iranian Rachel Corrie
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Gui Montag
Former Palestinian Supporter
11:51 AM on 01/31/2012
That's an insult to Neda.