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The Story of Creation (via Twitter)

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Day One

Let there
B-lite. OMG! Or shld I say Oh Me! It’s so much easier 2-C now. WTF was I
thinking B4? Spent the rest of the day dividing lite from drkness. It is good.
:-)

Day Two

Made a
firmament (sort of a dome thing) to divide the waters under firmament from the
waters above. Assigned firmament the file name <heaven>.  +<:-)

Day Three

Gathered
waters and let dry land appear. Dry land tagged <earth>, waters tagged
<seas>. Uploaded grass and herb-yielding seed into <earth> folder.
GR8!

Day Four

More
lighting wk. Installed 1 great lite to rule day [<sun>] & lesser lite
to rule night [<moon>]. Beta tested them & everything seems to work.
It is gd. :-D

Day Five

Bushed from
tweaking fish & fowl files. They wouldn’t be fruitful and multiply until I
found it’s a simple <duplicate> command. >:-? Thank Me It’s Friday.

Day Six

Created 2
humans, file names <adam> and <eve>. At last - I now have 2 Twitter
followers! Tweeting just to myself is sooo Day One. LOL! ;-)

Day Seven

[no tweets]

 

 

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