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The Latest In Liquor For Autumn: New Rums, Tequilas, Liqueurs & More

Posted: 09/15/2011 1:08 pm

Labor Day has come and gone. The white linen pants have been put away until Memorial Day. The football season is kicking off in earnest. For kids, it's back-to-school time. And for a lot of us over-21s, it's back to the liquor store, to stock up on some liquid courage as the nights get longer, the temperatures get colder, and a long winter approaches.

But wait a minute, I hear you say as you trawl the aisles of your local emporium of booze. What's that clear stuff in the Remy Martin bottle? That violet liqueur looks pretty and purple, but what does it taste like? And why on earth is there a rum named after a porn star? To answer these questions and many others, I took on the task of sampling a great many of the new spirits that have been released over the last few months (and a couple that are about to hit the shelves), and writing about the more interesting and noteworthy brands. Hey, it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it. So now, without further ado, I bring you the "boozy newbies" for Fall 2011:

Ron de Jeremy Rum
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RON DE JEREMY RUM (Panama; aged 7 years, 40% alcohol by volume [ABV], $36). A rum named after a porn star is a great marketing idea. Such a great idea, in fact, that the rum in the bottle could easily be deemed secondary to the label bearing Ron Jeremy's visage on the bottle. Frat boys by the thousand would line up to buy it no matter what it tastes like, right? Thankfully, the folks who distilled and bottled Ron de Jeremy didn't agree. This is really a fantastic rum -- dry and elegant, with notes of green apple, vanilla, honey and butterscotch. It's, pardon the expression, well-endowed with flavor, very woody and spicy, which leads me to think of aged whiskey almost as much as rum. Mr. Jeremy suggests drinking his rum in cocktails like the Rona Colada and Ron & Coke, but I think it tastes best with a couple of drops of water or neat -- naked, if you will.
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Labor Day has come and gone. The white linen pants have been put away until Memorial Day. The football season is kicking off in earnest. For kids, it's back-to-school time. And for a lot of us ove...
Labor Day has come and gone. The white linen pants have been put away until Memorial Day. The football season is kicking off in earnest. For kids, it's back-to-school time. And for a lot of us ove...
 
 
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09:57 AM on 09/20/2011
That sounds like a stiff drink to me.
01:44 PM on 09/17/2011
Ron Jeremy Rum: It'll put hair on your back.
MarkJudiGoet
Diogenes was an optimist
12:34 PM on 09/17/2011
The people making the Ron rum really missed a marketing opportunity by putting it in a regular bottle.
11:07 AM on 09/17/2011
Ron de Jeremy Rum advertisement suggestions

1. Ron de Jeremy Rum. The second best thing you can put in your mouth.

2. Ron de Jeremy Rum. The full body flavor will explode in your mouth.
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kewps
My Altered Ego
11:00 AM on 09/17/2011
I have no desire to know the secret ingredient in the rum.
10:13 AM on 09/17/2011
It'll put hair on your chest, and everywhere else too.
10:07 AM on 09/17/2011
Better take precautions...
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we-r-stardust
Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana
09:41 AM on 09/17/2011
What no triple X`s on the label ?.....
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evilchihuahua
Crossing the line just because it's there.
09:09 AM on 09/17/2011
If you drink the Ron Jeremy Rum out of the bottle, will you still respect yourself in the morning?
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karen lyons kalmenson
i poem/paint, sometimes, i ain't
10:49 AM on 09/17/2011
come again?
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evilchihuahua
Crossing the line just because it's there.
05:52 PM on 09/17/2011
Yes, but how did you know? ;-)
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brianwjones
If ignorance is bliss, I don't want to be happy.
08:51 AM on 09/17/2011
Ron Jeremy rum? Does it count down shots before you take them?
labman
Make Civics a Required Subject
08:28 AM on 09/17/2011
Just remember when your out cruising for that special one night lady, too much Ron de Jeremy, and at the end of the night, you'll need Pill de Viagra.
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heymack
Following the herd is a sure way to mediocrity.
08:20 AM on 09/17/2011
Ron Jeremy Rum?  lol...a fuzzy bottle that can drink itself.
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Marvelousdreams
07:59 AM on 09/17/2011
All we want is the opportunity to buy "White Hennessy" in the United States of America. Why do you have to wait until you are in international waters? How is it they sell it in Nassau, Barbados, Antigua, Jamaica and I am sure many other nations I have not visited. Why not in the United States?


White Hennessy!!!
07:48 AM on 09/17/2011
Please don't tell it's smooth going all the way down.....
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02:44 AM on 09/17/2011
that r. jermey bottle and label and color looks beautiful, very well designed