above average
"There's gotta be at least -- I'm not exaggerating -- 800 pairs of panties."
"I have to remember to put it on -- every time?"
Young Hillary was awkward af.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"When you get tired of pet baby, you can just pack it up, and they have free return shipping."
And the results aren't what you'd think. No, but seriously.
Best served with tiny chicken wings.