bad lip reading

Here's what really gets said on the field of play. Sort of.
Will the Wish Prince become the most sought-after gift of 2019?
MLB should mandate this dialogue for next season.
"Is your mother a Shanghai gremlin?! ... She's not, but it has to be said."
"OK, idiots are you ready? I just can’t stand the faces of you people."
"Last night I pooped out glass and then I done fell down" go the tweaked lyrics of her NBA All-Star Game performance.
Trump has apparently read Kim Jong Un’s diary and is giving us the deets.
LeBron James and Lonzo Ball say the darndest things when words are put in their mouths.
"I have a surprise for you. It’s a golden unicycle."