Beards and Mustaches
"A short beard hurts everyone around them."
You're not a freak of nature. You're just multi-pigmented.
Letterman? More like betterman.
He's a biking, sexual, barbarian king.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Put down the razor.
Do you even shave bro?
"As soon as I'm done, I regret it."
Your sweet mustache is no rival for her cotton candy 'stache.
We've got a bearded man who meets his bearded mom, a world-record lady beard and a coiffed competitor on this week's podcast.