college humor

The Facebook birthday wish is the musical chairs of birthday wishes. Either you have your place or you're left out of the game.

We really really really really really -- all right, all right, that's enough.

You do want to be a cool adult, right?

Hopefully not last on your list of your on-campus priorities, the courses you are taking require work, time-management, and careful dealing with an unusual form of life known as universitatis professor, or, in simple English, the college professor.