deflategate

The NFL beats Brady on appeal.
The Patriots quarterback just said that he’s never had a sip of coffee. Yep.
All 746 words of the back-and-forth can be summed up in two: No comment.
"It’s hard to come away from that and not think that ESPN is in the bag for the NFL, because they were."
Cartman, like Brady, decided he would not be serving any punishment.
Betty Cantrell isn’t ready to just let this whole “Deflategate” thing go.