greeting cards

"Where is the greeting card that says, 'Mother, you taught me how to be a powerful woman.'"
“Modern day love is pulling hair out of the plug hole which definitely isn’t yours.”
"Don't be bland. Don't be forgettable. Send a Potato in the Post instead."
Because Hallmark cards don't always capture the chaos and emotions.
"I had a miscarriage. Everyone has a different experience. I understand."