Holiday greetings

Televangelist fires a new salvo in the "War on Christmas."
It would give you a chance to make up for that Chatty Cathy doll I never did get.
The president veers off on a Yuletide tangent... again.
No matter where you sleep, my darling, love surrounds you.
A number of people assumed the message was about Donald Trump.
"Nothing celebrates Jesus' birth like a balled fist."
At least, that's what his wife told him, since she does the shopping.