Jon Stewart
“People like him are supposed to buy the candidates, not be them.”
“If the president tells you to [meet him] and you don’t, who the f**k knows what would happen?”
The choices are: Larry Wilmore, John Oliver and Stephen Colbert.
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DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH JON!
Does a hot dog get messily circumcised? What do you think?
“Basically, you’re treating this critical international accord like some kind of bizarro iTunes user agreement.”