midlife

It’s not over. It’s only just beginning.
If I had to give you a list of my favorite badass '80s metal bands, Mötley Crüe would be number one. I'd seen them live twice. Man, I miss the late '80s and early '90s when rockers with crazy long hair and leopard print spandex tights were cool. All bad things must come to an end.
Trust us, these words will never be uttered.
A new study shows that midlife crises are indeed real.
One more time of rocking them and singing soft lullabies; that's all I would want. How can I order such a day?