pumpkin spice
"I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to pick up your phones and call your senators again."
Pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice everywhere.
Yep, already.
We tested them all, so you don't have to.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
He's also afraid of Switzerland.
It's sparkly, costs $5, and we'd probably buy it.
Run for your lives! Or, you know, to your local Starbucks.
In case you haven’t noticed, pumpkins are being ruined.
What took so long?
Please, people who make things: Stop with this already.