Single Life

Hate sleeping alone? Maybe you need a boyfriend arm pillow.
"I don't need another person to make me happy."
"Raise your hand if you accidentally dated someone for 9 months because you could easily share appetizers."
We’ve become a generation of imperfect people seeking "perfect” partners.
"Pooping with the door open. You'll never know a truer form of freedom."
“Why? Because not everyone can handle fabulous.”
I’m on my priority list ― each and every day.
There's a big difference between being on your own and being lonely.
"I'm having pizza for breakfast and there's no one here to judge me."