smuggling
You can't get cocky if you're smuggling Mongolian horse parts.
A 40-year-old Californian was arrested for allegedly trying to smuggle him over the border from Mexico.
The smuggler is banned from owning reptiles for 10 years.
"It looks like a case of the Immaculate Detention"
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"I should've known better."
Kai Xu, 27, was busted after seen with "irregularly shaped bulges" under his sweat pants.
The contraband goodie bag also included vodka, pot, cocaine and a plastic egg.