the olympics
The Rio Olympics kick off Friday. Get excited.
"You don't have a cold for two weeks ... you don't have headaches, throwing up, weaknesses for two weeks."
I hate to break it to you, Vlad. You've made a poor choice of venue for this one. Cause the Olympics are really, really gay. I'm not talking figure skating, or the two-man luge. I'm talking about the great Olympics of the ancient Greeks.
