The Onion

The Onion Just Dumped 700 Pages Of Parody Trump Leaks Onto The Internet

When the president's away, The Onion will play.
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The Onion Live-Tweeted The Final Presidential Debate, And It Was Glorious

"Trainers struggling to get Trump into debate starting gate."
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The Onion May Have Gotten Too Real For A Supreme Court Nominee

Yes, that's the actual phone number for Judge Merrick Garland's office.
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The Onion Totally Called The Rise Of Donald Trump 4 Years Ago

Slow clap.
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Why Univision Just Bought A Major Stake In The Onion

The company said the deal will help it reach a young, diverse audience.
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Area Satirical Publication The Onion Sold To Univision (Seriously)

The move comes at a time of transition and change for both organizations.
By David Folkenflik, NPR

How Many Times Will The Onion Have To Repost This Article?

One more is too many.
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The Onion Predicted The Rise Of The Islamic State In 2003

The satirical news site warned the Iraq War would fuel "a million bin Ladens."
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ClickHole's New Diet Is The Best Way To Change How Terrible You Are

Because eating clean is fun as f**k!
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'The Onion' Is Now Going To Parody TMZ With The Site 'StarWipe'

"Watching the stars so you don't have to."
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