women tweets
"every time i watch a documentary i think 'where tf was i when all this was happening'"
"Microdosing vacation by dissociating at work"
"Everyone compliments the jumpsuit when you wear it out — but when you get to the bathroom it’s just you and your choices"
"Did it hurt? When I told you to google it and I was right"
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"I don’t meditate, but I do sometimes leave my phone in the other room when I’m watching TV, so"
"At what age can you visit home without getting in trouble, because it’s not 29."
"Ur on wordle, I’m on my 30th attempt to guess my own password"
"Has anyone tried putting all the Wordle answers together to see if they spell out a warning"
"Single ppl use half of their bed for remotes, phone, pillows and snacks"
“My main problem with dating apps is I’m pitching a product I don’t really believe in"