I read today that NY State has created Twitter feeds for various subway lines. As a lifelong New Yorker, I have often wondered what subways would be like if they became animated (and while we're on the subject, why has Pixar not jumped on this?). A brief imagining...
redline @456eastside LOL I'm on your track right now...
456eastside @redline Word, they shut down Franklin for repairs. More time 4 partying :)
ACE4eva OMG OMG Chris Noth just got on at 81st. DYING.
NExpress Am local this weekend and stuck behind @RQueensbound...WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SLOW? Kill me now.
GreenG Inexplicably terminating at Jay Street, turning around.
2ndAveSubway NEWS!! Debuting in 2016 now. I think.
ACE4eva @GreenG Meet me at Jay, our conductors can yell across the platform for a few minutes and piss everyone off
redline @2ndAveSubway Keep dreaming. $5 says they finish Atlantic Yards before they finish you.
RQueensbound @NExpress Do not hate. My driver fell asleep.
LLLLLove No one at the wheel! Wheeee!
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