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Health Care As the New Terrorist to Fear


"healthcare" is as close as you can come to war.
it truly comes down to human lives for profit.

while watching "schindler's list" many years ago,
i came to see how the power mechanism of war was closely intertwined
with how business is done. business aspires to the ultimate power of war.

war makes business look like a school girl.

bush has killed tens of thousands of school girls,
maybe a hundred thousand.


and back to the point of business and war,
i believe the "healthcare" (wealthcare)
atrocity is akin to 911 attack every two weeks or so,
and this for the last eight (20?) years.
no one can account for all those who died
in hopelessness, or drugs, or suicide, in circumstances
that are unaccountable, but intrinsically related.

bush used the criminal invasion of iraq
to take healtchare off the table. hmo's were free
to declare war on the american people.

sadaam used chemical weapons on his own people and killed a hundred thousand,
the u.s. used hmo's on its own people and killed more (even those with healthcare
were denied adequate healthcare, not to mention the millions without any healthcare).


america was given the top end,
thus the responsibilities were the greatest,
bush was a low evil visited upon his own people, and the world.

if there is a christ and a christian god,
and accountability for sins,
bush and his people will rot in hell. posted 05/13/2008 at 10:55:26

AP: Ex-Manager Says OJ Simpson Confessed


if he did it,
it was only because he
loved her too much.

sort of like bush's
relationship with freedom.

. posted 05/12/2008 at 06:26:23

Jenna Bush Wedding: A Low Key Affair In Crawford, Texas


it's called "sins of the father,"
it's in the bible.
what it means is karma is hereditary,
as in, your father's sins are passed down.

jenna and her husband will entertain
"interesting times."

either that, or the bible is full of shit.

bush waged his war on it (that and, um, oil), so it is suspect.
but his deepest beliefs are those that will damn him and his daughter.
supposedly.

"irony, line 2."

. posted 05/11/2008 at 08:26:32

Killing the Dream


please, mr. sharpton,
do barrack, the democrats, and america
a favor, and go into hiding until the election results.

your presence is divisive
and harmful for all involved.

please, be humble, take the hit,
and go away. perhaps, later, there may be a role for you.
but for now, you are fox news gold. posted 05/10/2008 at 10:16:52

Obama Beats Hillary In Superdelegates For First Time, ABC Reports


weird, but i have to put this out there -

as much as obama deserves to be president,
i think much of this is about
his wife deserving to be
first lady.

they are an awesome package.

something america could be proud of.

the vp choice is crucial.

weird but i never thought of edwards being a vice president to obama -
it never occurred to me in that order.
i don't know if edwards would accept,
but the combo is all powerful.

please, please, please,
let's get back to being america
and not the crazy shit that just went down. posted 05/09/2008 at 11:50:02

Prolonging The Inevitable


a simple koan is this:

america can't move into any place in the world
and say to its people:
let me show you how to live.
the backlash is kneejerk,
and it includes automatic weapons
and roadside bombs.

the arrogance implicit and explicit,
shows a stupidity beyond belief.

only an mba scion cheerleader
could have concocted such a war
and such a battle plan.

this soulless game
can only end in armageddon.

pull out.
map draw.
u.s. base in kurdistan.
a chunk to iran.
the lionshare to saudi arabia (the guys who flew jets into the world trade towers).

the shit has hit the fan.
there are NO good answers to what bush has done.
we all must eat crow.
or eat more crow later.

the republicans like to call it: "throwing money at it."
as in, you can't solve education by throwing money at it.
these are rich people, whose sons and daughters go to private schools -
they don't want to "throw money at it."

and rich people who have special health care plans
that don't include the rest of us.
as far as healthcare - they don't want to throw money at it.

but the war in iraq is a special cause,
because the poor fight it,
and they are starving the beast of american social services.
they say: throw money at it.

as rev. wright said: god damn america. posted 05/12/2008 at 08:15:56

Obama Vice President Picks: Who Are The Frontrunners?


or, off the page,

noam chomsky.

. posted 05/10/2008 at 12:25:30

okay, i have woken up,
time for a completely original take -

what about whitehouse from rhode island.
yes, whitehouse.

that guy is a genius,
he is gold in every appearance.
i know he's laying back for a future run,
but why not right now.

whitehouse in the whitehouse.
a marriage made in heaven. posted 05/10/2008 at 12:17:21

as bill maher quoth: i want my president to be elitist!

please, as a country, let's make "stupid", stupid again!

. posted 05/10/2008 at 09:27:02

the winning ticket is: obama/edwards.

i thought it'd be the other way around,
but they are the antithesis of bush/cheney.

their campaign shoud be:

"had enough war, death, torture, lies, poverty, corporate greed? -
if not for you, do it for your children;
and your children's children."

obama/edwards.

p.s. the ghosts of vietnam, iraq, and katrina, haunt mccain.
that cursed soul should never be allowed the keys to america.

p.p.s. that tortured soul (john mccain) will torture all the world before he's done.
all the world will feel his pain. he won't rest until everyone has suffered as he has. (psych 101).
all the world will do time in the hanoi hilton with john mccain as president. posted 05/10/2008 at 09:15:01

The $3 Trillion Shopping Spree


three trillion has bought us this:

nuclear detonation on american soil.

the other foot will drop.
the "wisdom of war",
is no wisdom at all.

no one should ever elect a dumb president, and not twice.
america deserves what it got -
as ye sew, so shall ye reap.

the "hard slog" that rumsfeld spoke of
has not yet begun.
wait till you see what the future has planned... posted 05/09/2008 at 10:39:30

Eva Mendes Topless And Toe Sucking In New Photoshoot (PICTURES)


god do i love politics!

. posted 05/12/2008 at 05:50:27

New Photos Reveal Horror Of Hiroshima (GRAPHIC IMAGES)


no one is quite sure why it is,
but assholes rise to power.
the more of the asshole,
the quicker the rise.
world governments are full of assholes
all wanting to act assholish against others.
the bigger the arsenal,
the bigger the asshole.
it's some sick soul freak of macheavelian rule.
it sort of seems like hell.
all these assholes creating havoc in a beautiful world,
a blue planet.
(the red planet is mars, and i encourage all republicans to go there, soon.)
sometimes i wonder if i haven't died earlier in my life,
and gone to hell (everyone now quickly think if you had a near death experience -
maybe it was death!).

but chavez rose in venezula,
so there is hope that we don't
live on
asshole planet.

we live on the blue planet.

obama is rising now,
perhaps the blue planet will remain blue,
and not the red glow of republican nuclear war.

we are amidst a time of possible real change,
god's speed obama, god's speed. posted 05/07/2008 at 09:44:01

i think the japanese called it
the "original baby bomb,"
something like that -
very poetic.
it was about what happens when you split an atom (an adam?)

everyone was trying to figure out what had just happened.
many were dead, many roamed streets, horribly ruined.
radiation sickness had a learning curve.
i read john hersey's book "hiroshima" written shortly thereafter.
some incredible shit went down.
mostly the book was about people who seemed like everyone you knew
suddenly turned heroic in incredible circumstance.
the book could have been written about a nuclear attack on america -
all the people were just like you or me - only incredibly brave.
i hope we will be as brave when the other foot drops.

but i was recently in the hiroshima area,
and traveling by subway i noticed an inordinate amount
of retarded people.

japan was pummeled to shit way before the atomic bombs.
see "fog of war" to get a bead on exactly how america decimated these people.
all this before one atomic bomb was dropped.
mcnamara said it was probably a war crime.

yeah, it was. posted 05/05/2008 at 09:31:47

for the love of god,
can't someone in the pentagon
develop a nuclear weapon
that doesn't kill chicks with hot tits?!!!

dude, that is so wrong on every level,
but the irony of war
and beautiful women
is everything.

the opposite of war is a topless girl.
one is all of life,
the other is all of death.

old dudes hate the world
that has sentenced them to oldness and death,
and make young dudes get blown up.

war is ridiculous.
earth is incredibly beautiful, as is life.

war is like mcdonalds -
you only go there every once in a while,
after you've forgotten how bad you felt
the last time you went.

p.s. i approve of this message. posted 05/04/2008 at 13:59:21

John Cusack Aims To Offend With "War, Inc"


if cheney can walk onto the senate floor,
and tell a senator
to "go fuck himself"
where does that leave the rest of us?
where is the starting point?

the bush administration set the tone -
and it was a treasonous all out battle.


"go fuck yourself" from the vice president to a senator,
was only the beginning -
they were willing to go treason
and out a cia officer who disagreed with their propaganda (ie. lies).

how could my language get me banned from huffington in the face of all this?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posted 05/02/2008 at 09:45:27

i recently got banned from huffington post.
it turns out it was only a short ban.
i used extreme language to make extreme points.
i meant to shock a bit.
small language only had small effect.
i went for it.

but still, my language was tame
compared to what i really felt.
i should be allowed to say much more in america -
i should be allowed to say ANYTHING.


all the language i threw out there,
all the ideas,
were nothing compared to one soldier's eyes.
or one soldier's leg,
or, to say the least, the death of an innocent small girl in iraq -
who, in a conservative estimate, must range at about fifty thousand at this point -
probably more.

think of all the sweet crying little girls
bush has killed,
let alone their fathers - killed or wounded, or legs blown off,
or brain damage, or blinded, or without face.

all the language and ideas in the world
don't amount to a single one of their burdens,
and there are MILLIONS of them.

ㅠㅕ노 ㅡㅕㄴㅅ ㅠㄷ ㅏㅑㅣㅣㄷㅇ. posted 05/02/2008 at 09:11:00

Hillary Clinton And Bill O'Reilly Square Off On The Factor: Watch Video


i'm kind afraid "" comment，
i got banned for some reason -
maybe like o.j. "i loved bush too much"

so this is my first comment in
啊 while

hillary isjust fantastic！
billion "人reiley is just wonderful！

p.s. if huffington has moderators，
位会"allow 啊 post 安定
then ban the poster？ posted 05/01/2008 at 09:32:30

Condoleezza Rice Mocks Al-Sadr As A Coward


hmm...coward...
kind of makes you think....

but enough of merriam-webster,
let's think about our brave leaders -
what bush did in vietnam was awesome!
those 600 flown combat missions cannot be denied -
luckily america spent a million on his flight training!

and cheney, how he volunteered in vietnam
does not go unnoticed - his five years in the seals
and 2 years as a p.o.w. do not go unnoticed either.
(no wonder he rose to secretary of defense!)

but this al-sadr character makes me wonder,
why can't another country attack a soveriegn nation
and show them how to live.
yes, we had to kill a million in collateral damage,
but why hold a grudge.

don't you understand - america is always right!

(iraq - you have witnessed "democracy", please enjoy..
wait till you see hmo's and minimum wage.)

but condi, you're right, he's a coward to want to fight america.
you have your fingers on the pulse of truth.

god be with you. posted 04/21/2008 at 11:01:41

Karl Rove Offers Mind-Bending Take On 'Flag Lapel Pin' Issue


let's just use microchips
that decide who is a patriot and who is not.
that way when it comes time to herd up all the democrats
during wartime - it will occur rapidly.
we can throw them all into concentration camps.

if not wartime - we can limit their healthcare
or access to higher education.

you must understand - the government is right
and the people are wrong.

this was a nation created
for companies,
by companies,
and for profit.

why should a little thing like "people" get in the way
of some good profits.

anyone republican '08. posted 04/21/2008 at 09:11:49

Anti-US cleric al-Sadr threatens new uprising in Iraq


i'm pro-truth,
something bigger than america.

. posted 04/20/2008 at 08:43:28

i was thinking about writing:

"viva al sadr -
death to the infidels!"

but then i decided not to.
it would be unpatriotic,
but on the side of justice.

. posted 04/20/2008 at 08:25:44

HuffPoster John Ridley Among Those Called Out By Writer's Guild


ridley's a hack.
"he's black! and he's conservative!"
no he isn't.
he's an opportunist -
like dennis miller
but in negative relief.

p.s. this post won't happen.

. posted 04/19/2008 at 07:56:22

Richard Quest, CNN Reporter, Arrested On Drug Charges


why was richard quest
loitering in the park at 3:40 a.m.?

DICK QUEST!!


i'll be here all week...

. posted 04/20/2008 at 08:20:10

Mainstream Media Mainlining


it just occurred to me
why so many people
mention "karma"
on huffington (including myself).

because it appears there
is no law or justice in america
while watching the
criminals at the helm
conduct business.

so we all hope for a prevailing
universal law the supercedes
the horrors we've all witnessed.

i truly believe in karma.
and that's all we got left in america.

a christian nation
suddenly turned to hindu/buddhism
for solace,
by its arch "christian" leader.

irony, hello.

. posted 04/19/2008 at 10:00:19

The View From The Right (Of Dick Cheney): Mo Rocca Dishes On His RTCA Dinner Partner


of course rachel cannot respond to this assinine post,
her style and spirit is brilliant.
for some reason you thunk you had a shot
at taking a shot.

please do - perhaps cuervo.

your slant is just a hair bit evil.
you wish to inflict unwarranted hurt
on someone's artistic temperament -
something undefinable, but forever vulnerable.

how bout this:
you put your neck out on the line
for others to cut?

oh, you just did;
and i just did.

thanks. posted 04/21/2008 at 09:49:38

Bush On Iraq: "My Measure Of Success Is Victory - And Success"


bush: iraq is already a success!
we put in place a war market that myself
and my rich friends all profited from.
we "starved the beast" and the trillions of debt
will be absorbed by the middle and lower classes.
we have established a slave class for generations to come.
we have managed to elude the imperative to fix healthcare, education, and infrastructure.

in short: we have ruined america so that the rich could profit,
and maintain power for generations to come.

if and when the shit hits the fan,
it will only further empower the rich.
the poor and middle classes are safeguards
against pain.

by the time it gets to us (the rich)
the world will be in chaos -
but that won't happen -
we'll build more prisons
and buy more law enforcement.

capitalism is a disease.
bush is a lethal strain.

obama is the antidote. posted 04/18/2008 at 10:15:05

David Brooks Praises ABC, Debate, Because He Lacks The Good Sense God Gave A Box Of Tulip Bulbs, Apparently


i didn't see the debate,
but i read that someone
actually had the audacity
to ask if george w. bush
might find a place in their administration.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i read that barrack commented that he might invite bush sr.'s advice
on foreign policy issues.

the correct response would have been -
HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA ...are you fucking kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (vomiting)..........(more vomiting)............................................(a podium dive onto a "journalist")...........
(fisticuffs, more vomiting, more fisticuffs, more vomiting).........



why would a democrat EVER ask a republican war criminal
to serve in his or her administration?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the correct question should have been:

"will you seek to prosecute bush and his administrations for their crimes against
humanity and their crimes against the american constitution - that surmounts to
treason?" posted 04/19/2008 at 08:10:35

David Cross And Amber Tamblyn Reportedly A Couple


i just got back into comedy.

. posted 04/17/2008 at 09:06:09

Herschel Walker Says Personality Disorder Led To Playing Russian Roulette


here's the kicker:
it was ghost written by himself.

(written by a gator who still remembers his
heroic goal line vaults with georgia that beat our ass.
an awesome athlete. total respect).

p.s. and the immortal lindsey scott run. posted 04/16/2008 at 09:41:20

Should Thin Be Illegal?


dude,
if thin is illegal,
so is my mind
(and body).

p.s. as far as you know.

. posted 04/16/2008 at 11:22:47

Obama Would "Immediately Review" Potential Of Crimes In Bush White House


you thought kerry was swiftboated -
wait until you see what they do to obama for this stance.

when bush was just trying to steal the whitehouse, they were beyond ruthless -
when bush's neck is literally on the line,
they will crucify him - obama.

like kerry's original swiftboat,
there may be a hail of bullets.

"swiftboating" will have come full circle. posted 04/16/2008 at 10:07:24


gallows.

. posted 04/15/2008 at 10:38:08

before there was life there was the word.

"the word", means that into everyone's soul
is sewn justice. we cannot get away from it.
no one has peace until there is justice.
(no justice, no peace.
know justice, know peace.)

dostoevski wrote the immortal novel "crime and punishment"
about the fact that a soul cannot sleep until justice
is known - including one's own crimes.

the entire world wants bush/cheney and company
to pay for their crimes. they are the highest realization
of corruption of greed and evil in america - the fulcrum
of the "free" enterprise experience - capitalism, a sour fruit on the vine.
when they go down, the entire world will feel right and sleep at night,
including the corrupt bastards that took the entire
world low.

(however the countless dead will live on to haunt
the bush administrations and their families
and supporters, through generations -
until they have paid the price of the damage they've done.)

no man will feel free until he confesses for his sins, and "gets right"
even if that means he's hung by the rope until death.
only pharmaceuticals can prevent him from this realization.

the fact that bush found a way not to address the healthcare "situation"
in america, deserves hanging on its own rights
(a 911 every month for eight years).
"no child left behind" deserves at least a servere maiming.

sadaam got a kangaroo court, and a swift rope.
bush deserves to face three honest countrymen
and the posted 04/15/2008 at 10:33:14

new law:

criminals cannot pardon.
all said pardons are nullified, retroactively.

if bush is clean, he would not consider vetoing such legislation.
if republicans were honest, they'd support such legislation.

but introduce this to congress and the senate
and watch the vampires scurry and scuttle from the light,
like cockroaches and rats.

. posted 04/15/2008 at 09:34:50

there's gotta be a way
to preemptively strike at
the pardons that are certainly to come:

let's put up legistlation immediately
that states that criminals cannot pardon.
and that any pardons by a criminal are retroactively nullified.

if you want to see bush prove that he's a criminal -
he will veto such legislation.

how could any "just" president deny such a law?
how could any law abiding citizen say anything against such legislation?

in one swelt swoop the entire republican party could be proved criminals and liars. posted 04/15/2008 at 08:53:11

McCain "Family Recipes" Lifted from the Food Network


can you say:
change the subject from iseman?

. posted 04/16/2008 at 11:06:27

Wall Street Journal Parody — With A Topless Ann Coulter — Rankles Murdoch In Real Life And On YouTube


the war president
acts unilaterally -
yes, there is often trouble.
do i regret it?
yes.
do i wish i could stop?
yes.
do i wish i could stop interviewing myself like donald rumsfeld?
of course.

there are some girls you want to bang,
and there are those you don't want to bang.
but then, there are those girls you don't know you don't know
you want to bang.
is it a perfect system?
of course not.
why did the creator make it so?
i'd conjecture: to keep us all humble.

helen? posted 04/16/2008 at 09:34:18

the war president disagrees. posted 04/15/2008 at 10:47:51

it's just not fair to give
a. coulter a rack like that -
she doesn't have it.
and witnessing that sketch
made me want to bang the evil out of her.
i know, it won't go away - her evil,
she's just drawn that way.
still, now every time i see her
i'll find an attraction, and forgive
until i can bring destruction
to her sunni triangle, or anbar province.

the wsj is rovian in its genius of evil.

damn you rove for finding a way to turn
our penises against ourselves!!!

p.s. mine is named "the war president." posted 04/15/2008 at 08:33:51

Here We Go Again


in the land of the blind,
the one-eyed man is not king,

he is stoned to death.

. posted 04/14/2008 at 09:20:40

Iran Top Threat To Iraq, U.S. Says


dude,
there's no money in al queda -
the money's in "conventional warfare."

the bush doctrine serves that well.
we get the combo platter - we get to
wage conventional warfare
against countries harboring extremeists!

only a ceo of a major corporation
could have orchestrated such and
affair!

it's corrupt to the gills.
but you must remember -
this is america 2008.

nothing matters anymore.
(big business just shot a wod -
fuck it - if we're rich, what the fuck matters?!).

bush/america/2008. posted 04/12/2008 at 11:37:32

Obama 'Small Town' Comments Draw Fire, Support


the more you watch obama
speak, the more you realize
he is the last american jesus.

we crucified a few american jesuses before:
a. lincoln, j.kennedy, m.l. king jr., b.kennedy -
but for some reason the land seems
to spring new ones.

god has not given up on america.
let's spring this one on the world, and america.
it's time to get great again. posted 04/12/2008 at 10:50:29

Obama: No Surprise That Hard-Pressed Pennsylvanians Turn Bitter


i used to wait for gore or edwards to return -
fuck it - it's "go time."

obama is magnificient, golden.

a world of hurt will be coming his way from the
republicans. the obviousness of its swiftbboat
will be hopefully obvious to all.

he is an american jesus,
on par with jfk, bobby kennedy, mlk jr. abraham lincoln.

america was made for obama.
obama was made for america. posted 04/12/2008 at 12:42:56

Karl Rove Breaks Out His Bill Clinton Impersonation


gallows humor for rove.

the rope awaits...

. posted 04/10/2008 at 08:27:34

Bush Gets Emotional Tuesday, Talks About Drinking On Wednesday


you must understand,
bush is not a bad man,
and his administration is well intentioned.
that is why in january 2009,
bush, cheney, rove, rumsfeld, wolfowitz, feith, rice, gonzales, addington,
libby, and the other well intentioned souls
are heading straight and directly to baghdad - the green zone.

they will continue to work their life's work
in the heart of the challenge
they created.

they are good and noble people,
and would never send another's
sons and daughters,
to kill another's sons and daughters
unless there was a noble american task at stake.

let's start the draft on this great noble american cause.
bush is the great leader that understood that 911 was sadaam hussein.
only a genius like bush could bring america
to such a beautiful finish.

let us all sing in the sunshine of freedom. posted 04/12/2008 at 10:26:52

i was about to write:
"no one has responded to this
because your as dumb and soulless
as a stump. go live in fox pretendland
you stupid cunt."

but that would be an adhominem
attack - and wouldn't be posted.
so i won't write that.

instead, fox called
and wants you to sing
"god bless america" on hannity.

you have a fair and balanced voice
that must be heard. posted 04/11/2008 at 11:19:20

wonder what his meds are.
if he ever understood the damage he's done,
he'd throw himself into the copter blades
on the white house lawn and
jackson pollock the walls of the white house
with his poison blood.
the greatest painting in the history of mankind.

. posted 04/10/2008 at 07:41:33

On Journalism


here is the ultimate question:
does "truth" matter in america?

all of government and corporate america
are trying to extinguish, muddle, hide the truth.
media's in on it too - trying to please govenment and corporate.

it is incredibly hard to understand anything relevent in america.


but answer me this:

is america a truth or a lie?
how far will money go?

just what kind of whore is the american beast?

how soon before the statue of liberty starts doing porn? posted 04/08/2008 at 07:04:31

Andrew Sullivan: Bush Administration Officials Will Be 'Indicted For War Crimes'


i'm pretty certain bushco
has already effectively nuetered the hague
with the recent ruling about mexico
from the supreme court.

it was trotted out as about
mexicans in u.s.
and their rights against the death penalty,
but all thinking sorts knew it to be
a pre-emtive strike against future war crimes tribunals.
the u.s. could disregard the hague -
it was on the books.

justice is blind in america,
but now it is mute as well.

johnny got his gun. posted 04/10/2008 at 08:19:40

i think all of us writing
have made the mistake
that anything matters.

this is "america 2008".

. posted 04/07/2008 at 08:18:58

where is the American BAR
in all of this?

why don't they collectively
overtake the government
and return us to
"a country of laws, not men."

just wondering. posted 04/07/2008 at 08:07:39

Who Can Beat McCain?


it doesn't matter
how many people
vote for whomever -
it's who counts the votes.

i think it was stalin who said that.

welcome to the american gulag. posted 04/07/2008 at 08:26:28

The 50 Funniest Jokes Ever (According to One Paper)


a man is about to go into the desert for 2 years,
nobody knows why,
but jokes often demand such harsh terms.

he tells his best friend -
if i'm not back in two years
i want you to be with my wife -
here is the key to her chastity belt.
his friend solemnly takes the key and bows.

the man heads off into the desert, alone on a horse (as jokes sometimes go).
he is a couple miles out of town when a whirlwind of dust
approaches him from the town he left.
he is baffled by the unexpected tornado.

he slows his horse and turns,
and it is his best friend.

"wrong key." his friend tells him. posted 04/08/2008 at 07:36:34
maybe i'm retarded,
but this is my favorite joke:

why does michael jackson shop at k-mart?

boy's pants are half off.



ladies and gentlemen i'll be here all week.
remember your bartenders... posted 04/06/2008 at 11:58:00

John Cusack Talks About His New Film "War, Inc."


guys like cusack, maher, olbermann, chomsky, moyers, stewart, penn, clooney -
are proof that america is still alive.

they are a dying breed;
cowboys, into the wild.

long may you ride,
long may you ride.
. posted 04/05/2008 at 11:10:25

Jesse Ventura Unloads: The Parties, The Chickenhawks, And His Revolution


bravo, ventura, bravo.

. posted 04/02/2008 at 10:02:59

Letterman And McCain Trade Barbs On "Late Show"


mccain gambled his life on war -
now he wants to ensure
that he's won that bet.

his vietnam prison
experience DEMANDS
payback.
it will not be in peace
that mccain's other foot drops.

citizens of the u.s. -
electing mccain will
ensure WAR.

mccain = hairtrigger.

p.s. BEWARE! posted 04/02/2008 at 10:25:47

Gore Launches $300 Million Climate Change Initiative


had gore been rightly
elected and the election not stolen,
america would have bin laden dead,
a trillion in our back pockets
and the respect of the world.

instead we "chose" another path -
one of corruption, greed and ignomy.

one man can make a difference. posted 03/31/2008 at 09:27:03

reelect gore '08.

. posted 03/31/2008 at 08:42:34

President Bush Booed At Baseball Game


soon he'll be on every golf course in america
looking for wmd's.
o.j. will be his caddie.
both of them, looking for the "real killers."

until one day they both see him in a mirror.

p.s. bush is the only man in america that o.j. can look down upon.

. posted 03/31/2008 at 08:57:12

Brian Williams And David Letterman: We're Depressed Over America's Standing In The World


bush gave "unprecidented" money to africa?
there was no money left - how could he give more away?
we are in a horrible deficit getting worse?
we had nothing to give.
if he gave africa 900 million dollars - it wasn't his to give.
it was his extravagence of lies. it was his corruption of "nothing matters."

america should go after the bush family's money and take it all
as a trinket toward the damage he's done.

he's left us all with hell to pay.

i hope hell awaits him. posted 03/28/2008 at 10:05:20

Time Mag Cover: "How Al Gore Could Save The Democrats"


gore/edwards is bulletproof.

as far as a winning ticket .
- the literal is always worrisome.

corporate america will always have their lee harvey's.

the shining beautiful american is always on the verge
of entering their last convertible.

. posted 03/31/2008 at 08:49:22

gore has paid more dues
than the other two.

winning is never a dumb idea. posted 03/30/2008 at 09:12:32

no gore, no victory.
know gore, know victory.

. posted 03/29/2008 at 07:16:11

Third Day Of Fighting Takes Over Iraq


the last bastion
of freedom of speech,
and huffinton has silenced me...

rest in peace u.s.a.,
rest in peace. posted 03/27/2008 at 10:07:27

The 100 Years War


it's not irony,
it's called sarcasm.
my bad. posted 03/23/2008 at 07:50:11

whoa, did you miss the bus.

as we used to say in stand up -
"there's a remedial comedy night on tuesday nights..."

irony is not a triangular handled
item that smooths wrinkles from clothes.
posted 03/23/2008 at 07:41:29

let us go forth across the world
and show others how to live.

the great george bush
who rose from a pittance
and hard earth
will shed his wisdom
across the globe.

he is a noble traveler,
who scrimped and saved
and worked hard jobs in the american sector,
and rose to prominance.

the wisdom he's gleened from the horrors
of the working man
shall be known across the globe.
his troubles and hard knocks
will come to prominence
as the truth of his logic plays out over decades.

yes, the american genius is alive and well.
think locally (fuck the poor), and act globally.
ha ha ha! this young george bush is quite a card...
ha ha ha!

ha ha ha..... posted 03/22/2008 at 08:04:47

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