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Enough With the Stupid Studies

Posted: 10/11/11 12:33 PM ET

Why does the US spend so much money on stupid studies?

"Does your child have the selfish gene?" ran the banner headline on the front of today's Wall Street Journal. Like every parent, I suspect, I immediately ignored the rest of the front page about the world's economic woes and headed, in a mild panic, straight for the really important stuff: are my kids helplessly biologically self-centered and, if so, can this be fixed?

But, I then read what the study the headline was based on: a group of Israeli 3- and 4-year-olds were divided into groups and each child was given six stickers; would they consider giving any away to a child who had none? I almost laughed. The answer was, as any parent could have told you, mixed, but mostly the kids gave a sticker away. (They still had five left). I read on. To my amazement 15-month-old babies had also been tested to see how altruistic they are and and so too had British 4-, 6- and 9-year-olds.

An "expert" was quoted as saying "if parents think that generosity isn't possible at age 2 they won't try to encourage it."

Maybe I am lucky because I have twin boys, aged 8, so they have known the concept of sharing right from age zero. They were born early and even shared an isolette in the hospital NICU. I am not saying they are perfect -- there have been many fights over a certain piece of Lego, or a computer game (sigh) -- but I have also seen tear-inducing moments of kindness by each of them to the other right from day one. Now I hear things like: "Bro, you have a go" or "bro, you take it." These are phrases that warm my heart -- despite the fact I don't quite get why two white kids are talking in "street" lingo.

But the thought that any parent -- especially a Wall Street Journal reader who is probably educated -- would encourage young children not to share is totally absurd, as I found the premise of the study to be. You don't need expensive studies to tell you what common sense does.

Donald Trump told Erin Burnett on last night's CNN show Erin Burnett OutFront that his young son Barron did not need his nine toy airplanes; he would happily give away two thirds... (the bigger notion being it would be better for the US economy and jobs for his son to have three US-manufactured planes than nine made in China). Does Barron, or his parents, need a study that cost, goodness knows how much, to learn this? No, they do not.

Burnett also told us about another study to do with mustaches -- which might negatively affect Herman Cain. He has a mustache. He is the only Republican Presidential candidate to have a mustache. Apparently, a study says people don't trust people with mustaches and this could affect Cain's credibility. As Burnett would -- and did -- say, "seriously?"

Over the weekend I read how one study told us that women prefer dating thin, hot, rich men to fat, ugly, poor ones. Wow. I really hope that wasn't a costly enterprise by whatever group of social scientists decided to investigate that one. And then the New York Times had a report on a study that would contradict the one reported in the New York Post. The study they wrote about said that we date according to our psyche. In other words, on account of our background and mentality, we can't help being drawn to a certain type. Nothing about fat, rich, hot, ugly, poor or thin in that. What's a single woman to make of all these conflicting "studies"? It's headache-inducing.

I had lunch last week with the head of "branding" at a major bank who told me that it was simply "extraordinary" how much money got spent in this country on "studies". This person's view was that while some were worthwhile most were not. Surely if you are running business you don't need "studies" to tell you if it's going well. Your margins tell you that. I doubt Steve Jobs needed too many "studies" to understand people liked his designs.

Still, despite my skepticism, it was a relief to read today of a study that actually seemed worthwhile! The BBC and The Canada Center for Global Security Studies has looked at internet censorship by authoritarian countries like China and Iran, to see how effectively it hampers news reaching those places. The answer, unfortunately, is very. Now, that, is a worthwhile study. Finally.

 
 
 

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Why does the US spend so much money on stupid studies? "Does your child have the selfish gene?" ran the banner headline on the front of today's Wall Street Journal. Like every parent, I suspect, I im...
Why does the US spend so much money on stupid studies? "Does your child have the selfish gene?" ran the banner headline on the front of today's Wall Street Journal. Like every parent, I suspect, I im...
 
 
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12:08 PM on 10/17/2011
Mostly, desperate graduate students who need something in a hurry for their masters/PhD theses come up with these topics. Or publish or perish profs.
zanzy
your micro bio is empty, just like our democracy.
10:29 PM on 10/16/2011
For all those people who find nothing worthwhiled about logic, obejectivity, the quest to understand ourselves and our world, and the scientific method:

Go ahead drink the hemlock, the cyanide-laced kool-aide, food off a lead platter, or water from your toilet. These were all found to be dangerous to humans via the scientific method. If you are NOT believer in science, bottoms-up.
10:23 PM on 10/16/2011
Hope you are aware that some of these stupid studies lead to important things. Feynman messing around spinning a fricken plate ended up winning him a noble prize. Turns out sometimes very stupid or simple things can be really important.

Sure glad no one took note of milk maids having a tendency to not get small pox. Would have sucked had anyone noticed that and researched it.
zanzy
your micro bio is empty, just like our democracy.
10:23 PM on 10/16/2011
Vicky, I just loved how in a brief and unsourced article you threw together an Israeli study on child development, a study on human mating behavior, and political polling data. You do realize these are completely different field of study and have nothing to do with each other. Moreover, you use these unsourced and poorly explained studies from different fields and different countries, as some sort of evidence as to why scientific research should not be funded in the US, which is illogical, unscientific and senseless.

As for me, Vicky I am glad to have my money goes to science across different fields. I actually am very happy to have science and logic in the classroom for our children and in adult courses too.

Do me a favor HP leave articles on science and logic to those who have these capabilities.

Thank you
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janinei
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09:05 PM on 10/16/2011
No, but Steve Jobs probably used studies to figure out what designs people liked and then made them.
08:36 PM on 10/16/2011
These "studies" are how research scientists make their money. The great majority of them are funded by the gov't ( yes with our tax dollars).If someone thinks your project is worthy you get a grant.In fact
there are folks out there who have made themselves available to show you how to writ a grant proposal.
zanzy
your micro bio is empty, just like our democracy.
10:44 PM on 10/16/2011
research scientists are using the scientific method, objective evidence. They do not want the money to get rich, they want to understand how the world works using the scientific method. They are also transparent, they not only release the findings, but how they conduct the entire study, so it can be replicated. Scientific method is the antithesis of greed and opression.
07:49 PM on 10/16/2011
My guess is that most of these studies are financed by the Federal Government,i.e., you and me. But finding things to cut in the budget is an impossibility so money is taken from projected increases years into the future.
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06:14 PM on 10/16/2011
I had to laugh, "...I don't quite get why two white kids are talking in 'street' lingo." Doesn't she mean "I don't quite get how two kids in 2011 are talking in 1970's vernacular."?
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GrantS
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06:01 PM on 10/16/2011
Wait...you mean women like men thin, rich and with great hair?

Whew! I'm glad I read that; I was thinking of going the other way.
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04:54 PM on 10/16/2011
While I do not disagree that there are studies out there that come to conclusions that are in effect a "no brainer", it is easy to minimize the purpose of almost any study with a single sentence about its purpose. There was a study that could be summed up with "can one teach a dog to salivate?". This pretty much states the object of the study but says nothing about what the study and its scientist, Pavlov, proved or offered to the field of human behavior. I am not sure how many of the studies are really inane or are the articles and reporters writing about them the inane ones.
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04:52 PM on 10/16/2011
I agree that there are a lot of stupid studies done, for the most part they are harmless and sometimes humorous, and as long as they are done by private entities, it really does not bother me. Unfortunately, our government has a tendency to pay for studies that are just as stupid at times, and then it can't understand why we don't want to pay more taxes.
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AlanBannacheck
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02:25 PM on 10/16/2011
Also please end headlines that contain the word stupid at the end (usually a comma in front followed by an explanation point) and I will be eternally grateful.
01:42 PM on 10/16/2011
Studies showing what “the average person†might do tells us absolutely nothing about individuals. However psychologists have to do something after obtaining a degree, so they conduct studies. What else is there for them to do?

The government once spent vast sums of money on psychological treatments for autistic children. Were studies ever conducted to determine whether or not those treatments worked? If so, no such research was ever made public. I was a subject of such research fifty years ago, when autism was thought to be caused by “maternal rejection†and treatment was psychotherapy for mothers. My experience can be read at

A Few Questions about Autism, Freudianism and Materialism

http://30145.myauthorsite.com
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moonflowerjewelry
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06:16 PM on 10/16/2011
Interesting... I remember the Elvis Presley movie where he virtually cured a boy's autism by just holding him while he cried... that was MY childish take on it when I saw it as a child.
10:22 AM on 10/16/2011
I've been reading headlines and articles about studies that simply confirm conclusions that I came to logically for many years now. I do often complain, but eventually, I realize that what is obvious to me is not obvious to everyone. Furthermore, science doesn't care about a logical conclusion unless there is physical evidence for it, which these studies provide.

Science journalism is also pretty pathetic, at least according to the friends I have with PhDs in science. The articles often gloss over the actual conclusions and methodology, in favor of whatever sells magazines. It is so bad, that authors will make up conclusions to inconclusive studies, or engage in other speculation about the results.

Of *course* there are studies that seem pointless, and many may be, but that is how science works. We didn't start out asking all the right questions to get us to the moon. We had millions studies, over hundreds of years, and each one confirms or negates a logical conclusion, bringing better and better understanding of the world.

My final remark is that a business person certainly knows that their business is doing well by the margins, but when that person wants to increase the margins, or if the margins get tighter, you can bet that a study as to why and what to do will be in short order.
11:43 AM on 10/16/2011
As a journalist I can't agree more strongly with what you said about the way newspeople mess up reporting studies. Basic understanding about samples, sample sizes, controls, and margins for result accuracy should be a requirement for all who call themselves news reporters. Those who may know better are even guiltier of sheer laziness. They all seem to mimic what they're told the study has found, never questioning whether the group or person who paid for the study just might have an ulterior motive!
02:01 AM on 10/16/2011
I had no idea that bankers were "branded". Thank GOD I read this article in time because I was thinking about becoming a banker but if I have to be 'branded', then I'll just go back to my original choice of occupation which is a cattle rustler...wait, wtf?!?!