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Reacting to reports that in 14 states Medicaid has been paying for Viagra for convicted sex offenders, a police spokesman said that dealing with these offenders is difficult enough without the states adopting policies that only make things harder.

French citizens voted yesterday not to approve the European Union’s proposed constitution. The final vote was 40% oui, 55% non, and 5% Is that you who smells like wet cheese or is that me?

Former President Clinton has canceled his trip to tsunami-hit areas of Maldives because he is exhausted. His doctors have also recommended that he cut the usual head start he gives interns from 100 yards to 50.

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