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Kumaré: The Time I Became A Guru

Posted: 07/06/2012 12:04 pm

Six years ago, I filmed a gang of sadhus (spiritual ascetics) smoking weed on the banks of the Holy Ganga in Northern India. Their guru stepped away from a young European woman meditating under a banyan tree, and approached me, machete in hand. "You want to know about gurus?" He popped a squat, and lit up a bidi. "All those big gurus you see, they are not spiritual people. All they want is money. It's not that easy man... Living a spiritual life is very difficult." That night, they swapped the pot for heroin.

Back home in New York City, I filmed the world around me embracing the "spiritual life," or at least one packaged into a healthful 90-minute alternative to aerobics class. The modern definition of yoga is convoluted as the postures yogis aspire to. Symbols, smells, words, icons, and religions of the East became an easy aesthetic for branding and marketing. Was the culture I grew up in becoming just a marketing scheme for a flourishing industry? In yoga class, was I the only one who wasn't feeling the vibe of getting enlightened? And why were people all of a sudden bowing down to people in robes with expensive philosophies and the promises of happiness? I became skeptical of anyone who sold a spiritual product, anyone who claimed to be holier than anyone else, anyone who said they had the answer.

Since those days as one-man crew, my answers and strong opinions have turned more into questions. As a documentarian on the edge of a subculture for years, the lives of the characters I met have come full circle -- almost repeating the same plot lines as the teachers that fell decades before them. I've tried Iyengar, Ashtanga, Jivamukti, Kundalini, Anusara, and met the founders, inventors, entrepreneurs, and gurus in many traditions. I've also chanted (reluctantly and enthusiastically), set intentions, retained breath, hugged a saint -- or rather got hugged by one, received blessings, blessed, fasted, veg'd out, finished a first series, kriya-ed, flossed my nose, taken pilgrimages, avoided dysentery, bathed in the royal baths, found moments of deep tranquility, gave in to temptation, restrained it, fluctuated mentally, and even saw a most surreal event called an International Yoga Competition. I've said 'No, it's Vikram with a V' more than any other phrase these past few years. I learned from this, that practice never makes anyone perfect. We are all the same -- flawed, yet capable of greatness.

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I'd always wanted to make a movie about 'us' -- about our inner, "spiritual" lives. I've watched so many movies about 'them' -- the backwards people of the others and even, the fundamentalist right-wingers. What about us? Why don't we turn our gaze back on ourselves? I figured: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So, I impersonated a wise guru from the East named Kumaré and started a following of real people in the West.

The character Kumaré was the center of a social experiment testing what we coined "The Spiritual Placebo Effect." Can a fake religion and religious leader have the same effect as a real one? If the facts are not real, does it make the experience any less real? Some people were appalled, offended at the idea. It's easy not to question what feels right -- people think you're being a downer, a bummer, or a cynic. But to me, asking questions, breaking down icons and idols, and destroying the illusions our society is built on are highly 'spiritual' acts. And aren't the saviors of history the ones that decided to speak up and say something?

This film was my humble attempt to bring the spiritual heroes I learned about as a child to the real world. I studied Buddha, Shiva, Krishna, Jesus -- all the big ones but it took the form a bearded barefoot man who carried a trident and spoke like my grandmother.

It was not a matter of fooling people -- everyone from the footsteps of the Himalayas to the Mexican Border believed in Kumaré. I suspect this is not because I am a great actor, but because Kumaré is a dream worth believing in. Being a fictional spiritual leader has a lot more rules than being a real a guru. No money can be earned. No temptation can be acted upon. My character only saw the highest in people, his 'motivation' was to make them happy -- to trick people to be happy.

At Q&A's, people ask me if I'm still as critical of spiritual leaders as I was when I started. I can say now that I understand why we have spiritual leaders, and how slippery the slope is from hero to villain, when one takes on that role. I may be more sympathetic now, but I still always think back to something Kumaré once said: "It is you real gurus that make us fake gurus so necessary."

Below are some scenes from 'Kumaré':

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'Kumaré' is now playing in New York at the IFC Center. Visit the film's official site for additional upcoming dates and locations.

 
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Six years ago, I filmed a gang of sadhus (spiritual ascetics) smoking weed on the banks of the Holy Ganga in Northern India. Their guru stepped away from a young European woman meditating under a bany...
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12:41 AM on 08/04/2012
Vikram, your film is absolutely amazing and brilliant, I am so grateful someone told me to see it, Congratulations on your BRAVERY - this film is an essential consciousness-shift-er in the "spiritual game." I am telling everyone about it, it is a MUST-SEE for ANYONE who worships a guru or is interested in finding a guru, or probably also for anyone who considers them "spiritual" or "on the spiritual path." Thanks for this amazing work, I look forward to your future endeavors, and I hope to meet you. ~ de Vie Weinstock ( www.deVieMusic.com )
10:58 AM on 07/24/2012
Thank you. I'm tired of people always asking "someone else" for answers, forgiveness, etc... My belief: when we don't look into ourselves, we lose moral.
02:09 AM on 08/31/2012
Im with you," Mr Crunch "! And from the looks of that broad to his left,Id say its probably all worth it!.
01:43 PM on 07/19/2012
I wonder what Vikram's take is on the maha-fraud Jesus. Didn't that carpenter go around claiming he was son of some YAHOO god? Many of these self-loathing Indians and Hindu-haters will go to great lengths to denigrate India and her gurus. Some, of course, have been frauds but there are specific injunctions in the Shastras for vetting a guru. A "guru" is one who dispels "darkness", or rather, ignorance. An enlightened master teaches more through silence than rambling on in "sermons" like the so-called prophets of the desert cults. Wonder if Kumare deals with that?
02:44 AM on 07/24/2012
Nope, I think that was his followers after him.
07:48 PM on 07/09/2012
Hi Vikram, I saw your documentary last night on the ABC in Australia. Totally blown away. You did a brilliant job with this film. Should be compulsory viewing for anyone considering joining a cult! I too have spent time on the 'spiritual trail' in India and came away with the impression that every so-called guru wanted either money, or sex, or both. Interesting that some of your disciples couldn't handle the truth at the end, although I guess having your most precious illusions shattered and realising your guru is just an ordinary man would be hard to take. I love that death row attorney lady! Keep up the good work, whether it's making more movies or being the best fake guru the world has ever seen. Cheers, Miriam
12:07 AM on 07/08/2012
The truly amazing thing about this film, and what I appreciate the most, is the subtle, dynamic, and honest look it takes into the guru-disciple dynamic.

What Gandhi does quite deftly is show that this dynamic is not so easily explained away or so easily condemned.

Here's a few timely pieces I wrote recently on taking a honest look into the guru-disciple dynamic, from my own experience recently being initiated into a Hindu tradition:

"Gurus, Guides, and Grounding In Our Spiritual Journey" (HuffPost Religion)
huff.to/NpuNw3

"Gurus And The Cult of Relativity"
bit.ly/LVAdDc
06:28 PM on 06/25/2012
people seem to expect that a guru will come along and give them something they don't yet have, and that that will fufill them and provide for them the happiness they seek. but a good guru will always point the seeker back to the self and not give them anything, but rather remove the ignorance of the perfect being they arleady are. it is only ignorance of this perfection that is the problem. so, the guru will endeavor to convey this to the seeker and make her a finder of herself, and ultimately, self sufficient.
12:41 PM on 06/22/2012
Unfortunately, too many people who grew up in the tradition of the Vedas, have left it up to non-Hindus to define them with the thinking, "oh, it doesn't matter how they view us; as long as WE know the truth and are living our lives accordingly." Most commentators on these boards - when they are discussing terms such as Guru - don't even understand the concept...that they loosely call anyone, "guru" - As for the woman who posted earlier that the "gurus" she met called her "masculine...intellectual...etc." - I highly doubt they were at the sthana of a Guru. So - most people don't even know if they are meeting with a qualified person. A true Guru has very different qualities from someone calling another individual - male or female - as "too smart," "too masculine," etc. Sheesh. C'mon Hindus, do your dharma, and open your mouths to help educate people and have pride in your religious heritage which brought the world yogic principles (and not just the asanas folks).
10:14 PM on 06/21/2012
Real spirituality causes real understanding and real life change. Fake spirituality only causes the illusion of such things. Fake spirituality can only cause insanity and personality disorders.

Lies and fantasies can never replace truth and reality. Placebo and nocebo effects are mental fictions, not real healing or disease.
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Yeshu Abraham
11:19 AM on 06/21/2012
Have the pagan gurus any knowledge of spiritual life? They eat, indulge in sex and live in palatial homes like Chopra.
03:32 PM on 06/21/2012
Deepak Chopra? He's not a real guru.
12:28 PM on 06/22/2012
You're pagan so no - I don't think you have any knowledge of spiritual life.

It's SO obvious you don't know what the meaning of GURU is or you would not have linked it with the word, "pagan."
07:12 AM on 06/21/2012
Oh, gurus! My favorite chapter in my pagan life. I met gurus, naguals, grand masters (pardon, Grand Masters) of some obscure lodges, free style spiritual leaders, monks.. Always the same, a good friend comes along and says 'oh darling, you HAVE to meet that guy, he's so brilliant!'.

Nearly all of them informed me that, as a woman, I'm too intellectual, too rational, too 'awkward', too 'masculine'. I should be more emotional, more soft, more intuitive, more 'receptive', more empathetic. Oh yeah, brilliant guy, I'm vomiting.

Call me arrogant, but I'm far too pragmatic for that bullshit and I don't think that cliché-ridden stereotypes will illuminate me, rather will my kundalini just rope down. Those people all work in the same way: they just puzzle together elements of philosophy, science (quantum theory, chaos theory and genetics are very popular), psychology, religious elements and practices to suggest some sense.

I should write a guru-translation-guide. If they tell you, you're too intellectual, they mean 'shit, she knows what I'm talking about'. When they say, you're too rational, they mean 'damn, I can't tell her the crap I tell the other broads'. And when they say you need to be more receptive, well, guess receptive to what, the 'little guru' of course. Too predictable... ;-)
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Michael Hallmark
10:22 AM on 06/21/2012
Nailed it. F & F
01:37 PM on 06/22/2012
Dear SubspaceEcho, it's really sad that your quest got you a little more disillusionment. Not to fear, the brilliant light is within you, without a doubt.

Read, read, read, and find your own truth. Strangely, it is experiential knowledge, but reading the words of those who have truly experienced it does help one in the practices and clarifications that lead to experiencing it oneself.

Recommended:
http://www.nondualitymagazine.org/nonduality_magazine.2.chrishebard.interview.htm
http://www.realization.org/page/doc1/doc100a.htm
"Silence of the Heart" -- Robert Adams
"In Days of Great Peace" - Mouni Sadhu (Mieczyslaw Sudowski)

Regards. (vedpremi@yahoo.com)
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kodimirpal
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10:03 PM on 06/20/2012
There are far too many frauds who exploit the innocnet in the name of Sanatana Dharma of spiritual Hinduism. One such person is in police custody in india right now( Swami Nityananda)

The Brainwashing Cult of Paramahamsa' Nithyananda is a classic case of organized fraud. This cult leader, the so-called Paramahamsa Nithyananda, entraps innocent victims into his web of empire building by using psychological, financial, and quasi-legal methods to obtain finances and a free source of professional labor. Nithyananda has established an illegal immigration racket exploiting his nonprofit religious status in the United States.

Nithyananda is very dangerous and should be deported from every single country that Nithyananda has established himself in. His criminal organizations have defrauded individuals, tax payers, and communities of millions of dollars, and his fraudulent 'nonprofit' organizations are known as the Nithyananda Foundation, the Life Bliss Foundation, and the Nithyananda Vedic Temples.

Nithyananda lures people in his trap by using spiritual truths, meditation, yoga, and healing energies, and then does a 'bait and switch' approach. What candy is to a pedophile, Vedic Truths are to Nithyananda.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL91D5ABDA256E4AC8
08:41 PM on 07/03/2012
Oh the ignorance!
People totally misunderstand, refuse to understand, or have their own definition of what a Guru should do, become disappointed with what they see - and then come up with these sort of ignorant tirades against Gurus.
One more thing - since when is having wealth a crime? Many of us believe that if a Guru is among wealth, its no good, and go on to say that - if a Guru has no money, he is trustworthy. Really? Take a moment to think about it. The ignorance of that logic will reveal itself.
You are not alone.
Ask yourself why you are looking for a Guru? If the same things can be given by someone else, Guru is not for you.
Guru will show you a way of living which is different from what you know and live. If you are not ready for it, Guru is not for you.
Its ok if Guru is not for you. You can continue to live on happily.
Dont have to become bitter and be sour and dedicate your life to bashing them. Its not going to defame them in any way. (if you have fame, you can defame. What if you dont? how do you rob a pauper?)
Paramahamsa Nithyananda transform your life. http://www.youtube.com/lifeblissfoundation
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kodimirpal
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01:11 AM on 07/04/2012
Wish you all the best. Let us wait for the true story about Guru Nithyananda to explode and then we can discuss your point about wealth. Wealth and sincerity of God fear do not go together
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ZenSufi
Sisters and Brothers of America!
08:20 PM on 06/20/2012
My suspicion is that he's a fake guru. I can't say why, but it's just a hunch.
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kodimirpal
teacher
12:10 AM on 06/21/2012
Fake Hindu swamis, sanyasis, babas, gurus and godmen thrive in a society which has not understood the true teachings of Sanatana Dharma (Hindu Religion).

Therefore Hindus and other sections of the society which provide the opportunity and fertile ground for fraudsters in the guise of swamis to thrive in the name of Hinduism are equally at fault. Ignorant, miracle and fortune-seeking followers are the ones who help such fake swamis to prosper in our Hindu society.

Daily we get to hear about such fake swamis and their notorious activities – which include rape, illicit relationships, amassing wealth through dishonorable means – but this has not deterred many Hindus from approaching fraudsters in the guise of Swami. Why?

Both the fake Godmen, his followers and those who go after such swamis are fortune seekers. Godmen is using religion to become rich and conduct other antisocial activities.

Followers are fortune seekers who want the help of an outside agency to reach God and bribe God and amass wealth, cure diseases, solve social problems and above all know the future.
04:15 PM on 07/15/2012
We have the same thing here in the US. They are called televangelists and they own entire networks.
10:33 PM on 07/17/2012
"our" Hindu society?

Undoubtedly your ancestors were Hindu or Buddhist, and your clear Hindu-bashing is only to direct the unbelievers to Islam. You've indicated as much in your discussion of taqwa posted above. Of course, anything positive in Hinduism is just a prelude to Islam and that which can be criticized will be dissolved once you accept dawa.
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the analyzer
07:41 PM on 06/20/2012
Co-incidentally, today I was listening to an online lecture from an American Hindu Monk narrating his story of what happened when he was first initiated into becoming a monk (sannyasa). Traditionally, in India we touch the feet of people who are elder than us, or who are authoritative figures to receive their blessings/well wishes. This new American monk also had people from India touching his feet. Impulsively, he jumped at the very act! He was later chastised by a senior monk who said "stop being egotistical. They are worshiping the Almighty by touching your feet - they are not worshiping YOU!" This point has to be made clear.
07:21 PM on 06/20/2012
Ashik Jai the poet expositor of non-wisdom in his own (emphasis on the word own) nirguna bhakti tradition bows to Kumaré.

Jaya jaya Kumaré!.
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jgdyogiangel
Just think the bullies never win. Ghandi
06:43 PM on 06/20/2012
When the devotee is ready the teacher will come and not until. His journey of spiritual indigestion is just that a journey and when he is deeply sincere and deeply yearning and not just curious and trying to expose fakery, a real teacher will appear and help him find God. Guru means one who dispels darkness. It also lightly means teacher. There are many teacher gurus and a miniscule amount of those who dispel darkness. They are harder to find than diamonds and more precious.
06:51 PM on 07/19/2012
A true Guru need not utter one single word.One look into the eyes will tell you all you need to know.That moment in time you wil never forget! A Master of the highest order would never take a single penny from anyone.Love for all,hatred for none.
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jgdyogiangel
Just think the bullies never win. Ghandi
08:50 PM on 07/19/2012
True.