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The iPad and Mercury Retrograde

Posted: 03/ 9/2012 2:08 pm

It always amazes me that people and corporations will spend millions of dollars to launch a product, produce a movie, begin construction, or open a business and don't bother to spend an extra few bucks to consult an astrologer about the timing of it. Hey, life (and business) is hard and timing is everything; we need all the help we can get. It doesn't cost anything to initiate a project or product on an alternate date and it could mean the difference between mega success and outright failure. Which brings me to the launch of the new iPad as Mercury is about to turn retrograde.

There are folks who don't know the difference between a planet and a sign who are absolutely militant about Mercury retrograde periods. They may not know anything else about astrology but they are well versed on the hazards of beginning something significant during a retrograde phase. Mercury is the planet that rules everything to do with communication and information, from snail mail to email, from the physical act of communicating to the instruments that allow us to correspond; in other words, anything with moving parts. It is also in charge of transportation, traffic and timing. Mercury turns retrograde (appears to move backwards) about three times a year and these periods are famous for breakdowns and delays with computers, cell phones, cars, contracts, and travel plans.

Mercury retrograde is not negative; it's just not auspicious for signing contracts, making major purchases, big moves, or launching important projects, especially if it has to do with technology. On the other hand it's great for completing old business and for buying or selling used objects such as vintage clothes and antiques. A good rule when Mercury is in "slow mo" is to remember the prefix re: review, rewrite, reflect, rethink, revisit. Generally speaking, anything begun during a retrograde period usually contains problems that are revealed later. Case in point; when Kim Kardashian married Kris Humphries on August 20, 2011, Mercury was retrograde.

Mercury turns retrograde on March 12 (until April 4); its effect is intensified right before or after it changes direction, which is now. Like a big semi turning on the highway, everything around it must come to a standstill. Mercury is currently in the sign Aries which can be reckless and impulsive; there is a desire to think and act fast, yet we are being asked to slow down. In addition, the planet Mars (our energy and our engine) is also retrograde right now. The combination is like trying to drive with the breaks on. There couldn't be a worse time to launch the new iPad!

Does it mean the latest iPad won't be a brilliant success? Not necessarily, but there's a good chance there will be snags, setbacks, and unexpected difficulties ahead. Steve Jobs was a visionary, a pioneer and a game changer; I can imagine him overseeing this, even now, pulling strings and sending messages from afar. In fact, Mercury goes retrograde at the exact same degree and sign as his Aries moon. Who knows; maybe the overhauling of any potential problems with the iPad will lead to an unparalleled technological breakthrough. Maybe it's all part of his master plan. I wouldn't be surprised.

 
It always amazes me that people and corporations will spend millions of dollars to launch a product, produce a movie, begin construction, or open a business and don't bother to spend an extra few buck...
It always amazes me that people and corporations will spend millions of dollars to launch a product, produce a movie, begin construction, or open a business and don't bother to spend an extra few buck...
 
 
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CeiThor
Democrats think, Republicans complain
08:56 AM on 03/20/2012
On a quantum level, everything is connected to everything else, albeit so subtly that most humans don't notice it. It is only once you start looking outside of yourself do the connections start to become clear. Just because you don't see it doesn't mean it can't hurt you or help you.
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05:30 PM on 03/16/2012
Hi! This also makes me think about being superstitious! http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/snow-white-doesnt-live-here-anymore/201203/whats-your-secret-superstitious-ritual
11:36 PM on 03/13/2012
Interesting article. Actually to all the rationalist naysayers, astro-logy is older than the bible, so if its just mumbo jumbo, it predates most mumbo jumbo. But seriously, if you actually begin to investigate the nature of the universe, you will discover that it is all a harmony of number, geometry and time - and that includes the planets... now, how they affect us through their geometry, orbit, density and so forth is revealed in a-ology, the mumbo jumbo science that predates all other mumbo jumbo, and what empires, and emporers based many a desicion on... did they know something that modern rational man doesn't (but is only just discovering thru research in to time-space and the quantium field?) - like how the energy of the sun affects human behaviour, the weather, the atmosphere, geomagnetism, vulcanism, electromagnetic fields, human cells... then there's the moon... and all those other giant bodies up there gyrating around at high speed... could there be a connection??? The Maya - why such an advanced calendar? For what...? getting a bit off the mark here. Thanks for the retrograde insight!
07:33 PM on 03/12/2012
Fantastic article. Its good to remember that our Earthbound activites are not just effected by what goes on below, but that the stars have an impact as well. The world is a lot bigger place than we think. This absorbing, interesting, and thought provoking article reminds me of a quote from Joseph Campbell, that I especially love: "The Myths tell us that there is a world we can't see, supporting the world that we can see." Bravo, for always making astrology so relevant and so real.
04:42 PM on 03/10/2012
6 people actually pay attention to this nonesense?
03:59 PM on 03/10/2012
Hahaha ababa, good one! Running this article as if astrology really meant something! Thanks for the chuckle.
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01:43 AM on 03/10/2012
my experience with the mercury retrograde is just to pay a little careful attention to details and be easy about expectations that the usual lines of communication are going to work . . . where i live, people do pay attention and talk about what's going on when mercury is retrograde . . . venus is another one . . . it goes retrograde and you hear from or connect with all the exes you never otherwise miss or think about.
08:29 PM on 03/09/2012
A debut with a slow Mercury (it was not retrograde at the launch by several days) usually means something without much change or forward motion, which is what this iPad model is. However, before its Mercury actually goes retro by progression, several years from now, it will be totally history anyway. So, maybe Apple looks at the stars, maybe no. But Microsoft, however, obviously hasn't had astrological guidance, though one can watch how successful (or disastrous) their operating systems will be/have been by their debuts, Windows '95 being one of the strongest, Windows 2000 one of the worst. -- John Townley, AstroCocktail.com
04:48 PM on 03/09/2012
Great article Virginia! Fascinating how astrology interfaces with the physical world in so many ways. I did think of one way to look at this that might work for the new ipad--if you think of it as a "repair" or a renewed, reflected, and re-imagined version of the old, then it could fit in with the concept of the Mercury Retro's "re" words. I hope so! ~elizabeth spring
04:14 PM on 03/09/2012
Perhaps Apple employs more advanced Astrologers who've listened intently to the Trickster-God: "I will trick them when I am direct, and I will fool them when I am reversed, they cannot confine me to formulas! But when I am closest to Earth, honor me with Mercury-actions."
06:18 PM on 03/09/2012
Apple's motto "Think different" is in fact what Mercury retrograde is really about.
02:23 PM on 03/09/2012
I can always tell when Mercury is in retrograde. I start having unexplainable problems with computers and other electronic equipment. It drives me crazy. Once it's over, everything works. Thanks for the " review, rewrite, reflect, rethink, revisit" advice. I didn't know about that. And I won't run right out and buy an iPad 3.