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04/04/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Stoned Status Updates: Lost Premiere

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WARNING: THESE INCLUDE SPOILERS... AND COMMERCIALS

Cut and Pasted by Approximately 11:45 PM on February 2, 2010 (after televised broadcast... and a quick snack)

is about to get LOST. -3 hours ago via Mobile Web

Why have Desmond and Penelope been edited out of the recap... I am a nerd. -2 hours ago via Mobile Web

F*cking cool opening. -2 hours ago via Mobile Web

Kate and Miles have the best hearing ever. Nuclear-blast proof. -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

Oh, that Jacob is a wily one. -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

Are you happy now Ben? Schnook! -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

How many series can Christian Slater sink? -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

Charlie dies no matter what. Bad Karma. -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

They tricked me! -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

Holy sh*t! Jacob's enemy is the bad-ass motherf*cking smoke monster! Sorry if you were DVRing this by the way :) -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

What Juliet needed to tell Sawyer: "I got a lead role on V." -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

People who go to Outback Steakhouse for Valentines Day should be forcibly euthanized. -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

Where those Egyptians or pirates? -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

I wouldn't pick on the guy going to the bathroom when he has heartburn in the middle of the show. F*cking prick! -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

Kate is a bad-ass! -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

Will Future Sawyer bang Future Kate? -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

This show has the most Asian actors in primetime. -about an hour ago via Mobile Web

Thank goodness the Jew from Deadwood is in this! -57 minutes ago via Mobile
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The ole drowning baptism. -54 minutes ago via Mobile Web

Did Benicio Del Toro even need make-up for the Wolfman? 52 minutes ago via Mobile
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I will never watch Cougars, ABC! Stop trying!!! -52 minutes ago via Mobile Web

Its the Pedophile Puppeter from Heroes?! Driving a cab!!! -49 minutes ago via Mobile Web

Wish I had a circle of ash to keep the monsters out of my life. -47 minutes ago via Mobile Web

thinks the smoke monster devil wants to go back to heaven. A fallen angel perhaps? SATAN! -44 minutes ago via Mobile Web

Patrick Dempsey will always be the kid from Can't By Me Love to me. Sorry Gray's Anatomy. -43 minutes ago via Mobile Web

Will Past Kate bang Past Sawyer? -42 minutes ago via Mobile Web

Dark Resurrection? -38 minutes ago via Mobile Web

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