06/08/2010 02:28 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

50 Days of the BP Oil Spill Reenacted in One Minute: By LOL Catz

BP: "They'll need us again!"

The only thing this bloody brilliant video gets wrong is that BP's not losing billions -- they're losing only a tiny fraction of what they make in a single day.

Plenty of marmalade, still, to go around.