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Poor People Don't Have Feelings

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Have you ever been in love? Then you know that sometimes love doesn't work out. There are times when the person you love is either too far away, or with someone else, or far too poor to be associated with. And that's what this song is kind of about.

I know what you're thinking. Something like "This is even worse than Seth MacFarlane's boobs song" or "This song literally dehumanizes the poor by turning them into kittens, fondled for the amusement of juvenile musicians" or "Watching a grown man eat cat food while drool hangs from his mouth is an insult to decency and a waste of cat food." And you're right.

But this song, like all art, comes from a real place: at some point in my life, I wanted to make out with someone who didn't want to make out with me. I am stunned that something like that still happens in the 21st Century. In America! I thought we were over this, but the truth is that we are not. And if there's any silver lining to my struggle, it's that it inspired me to make art to capture the agony of deprivation, the injustice of the world and the dignity that I maintained despite the whole wretched affair.

Speaking of dignity, that is real cat food that the band eats during the video. People ask us, "Why didn't you just put tuna or something in the cat food can and eat that instead?" And the answer is simple, "We didn't think of that at the time."

I can't stress enough how devastating it is for someone not to want to kiss you. I understand that our society routinely diminishes people based on the color of their skin, treats millions of people as monsters because of how they choose to worship, denies basic equality to millions based on their sexual orientation, and cancels the best television shows before they have a chance to reach a wider audience. I'm not saying that I'm the only victim in society. But I am saying that if I find someone attractive, they should want to kiss me back. Especially if they're poor, because then they should be attracted to someone who is less poor. That's just math.

I'd share the story behind the song, but the truth is that I don't want to take away from the song itself. The beauty of music is that a song can mean different things to different people. There is no "correct" interpretation of the song. For one person, it can represent the fire you feel in your heart when you're in love. For another, it can remind them of the carefree joy of youth. And for another, it can re-affirm their knowledge that human beings are just a sum of their economic spending power and net worth to society, on balance, in dollars. Any of those, but mostly the third, are equally valid, except the third, which is the most valid.

In conclusion, this song is about the human experience. I hope you take from it the fact that no man is an island. The only thing that makes existence tolerable is the knowledge that we have one another to talk with, to serve, to share our feelings with, and to love. Unless the person you love has less money than you and, inexplicably, does not want to make out. Then all we have left are adorable, adorable kittens.