COMEDY
11/18/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs

ZACKENBERG RESEARCH STATION, GREENLAND—"The other day a massive ice sheet broke off and split my Fightcave completely in half," said superhero Fightman, who for years has fought evil from an icy headquarters hidden deep beneath a glacier.

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