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In Focus: After 5 Years In U.S., Terrorist Cell Too Complacent To Carry Out Attack

03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

SAN CLEMENTE, CA—"We at least have to see the next new episode of Lost before spilling the blood of the infidels," cell leader and boat owner Jameel al-Shareef said.

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