03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Afghan Presidential Election A Celebration Of All Forms Of Government

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—"This election has proved to the world that Afghanistan is capable of conducting free, barely free, and not-so-free elections in which some or all forms of government are embraced," said President Hamid Karzai.

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