I would say you have to be a bit ego-less to deal with the people I have ghosted books with over the the past ten years, all for major publishing houses. I've worked with an insecure TV pundit who had ideas galore but that was about it.

The word fuck is slowly losing it's meaning. The Oxford dictionary defines it as a verb, to "have sexual intercourse with." Of course it can be used as a noun such as in the sentence, "it was a great fuck," or a gerund, say in "he got a good fucking," which means he got the short end of the stick.

Black humor tends to be inadvertent and often emanates from the most unexpected places.

Understanding conservative political lunacy is truly the holy grail! So come on, let's take a look. How clever of the Monty Python comedy troupe to have predicted back in 1969 why today's manly conservatives are so homophobic.

More comedians should be like Larry David. Asking questions. And Passover is nothing if not a holiday about questions. So... L.D. & Passover? A perfect match. It was the AHA Gefilte Fish moment.

I propose that Ms. Wood parlay her talents and her luck into solving some of our nation's most vexing issues via Facebook. I can write the first few lines of her posts but she'll have to take it from there.

When questioned about Ted Cruz's chances of reaching the White House, Hope said: "In the case of Cruz, cats, dogs, rabbits, hamsters, fish AND pigs will fly".

Don't unplug your cable if you aren't ready to deal with the repercussions. I am talking about being able to blame your embarrassing television choices on reruns and lost remotes.

Thanks to some excellent navigation, I make it to the theatre just five minutes behind schedule. OkCupid Taylor is nowhere to be found. Well, this is entirely odd and uncomfortable.

The AMA today distanced itself from Republican hopeful Rand Paul, offering its support to "anyone else interested in running for president." The nation's largest association of physicians collectively banged their heads against the wall and sighed.

"This is no laughing matter, Scully! At this very moment, Christians are being rounded up, sent to re-education camps, and forced to participate in rainbow unicorn-themed gay marriage ceremonies."

Do the following statements refer to (a) my White Anglo-Saxon Protestant girlfriend or (b) a cat?

Whether you are hosting or attending a Passover Seder, chances are you'll have trouble keeping your eyes open while your cousin recounts the Plagues. Here are some little known Passover facts to help enliven the evening.