Why would Senator Shelby oppose the Consumer Financial Protection Agency and fight against the interests of the people of Alabama? Simple. Cause the banks and credit card companies give him a ton of cash.
Thank bloody-Jesus-on-a-cross I came across Michelle LeMay's video of hot babes in short-shorts doing low-impact aerobics in a church.
In 48% of pictures where the user is looking away, he or she is below a 4 on the 10-scale. In 28% of those pictures, the image is actually, literally, a dog. But dressed up in people clothes.
Former Rep. Eric Massa revealed today that he poked several male staffers on Facebook and encouraged them to install a "tickle fight app" on their iPhones.
Perhaps Toyota should borrow a slogan from McDonald's.
Following her disastrous collection, Lindsay Lohan has been fired from Emanuel Ungaro. Now that her career in haute couture is derailed, what can our plucky LiLo do next?
Thanks to my extensive contacts in the publishing and political sabotage industries, I was able to recover the following list of Karl Rove's alternate working titles for his new semi-literary gem.
Ahmadinejad has claimed that the American mini-mart chain is merely a figment of people's imaginations, and if it did exist, it would most certainly serve mediocre coffee and stale donuts.
I want to terminate my account, but I just can't quit you.
The unexpected success of ABC's breakout reality megahit, The Senate, may precipitate a torrent of copycat shows.
Your social ineptitude has given rise to a variety of unpleasant and sometimes terrifying suspicions.
John: How can you not see what you're doing? You love it hard, you like 'em big, you can't get enough of Petey's juicy meat. My God, you're like Andrew Dice Clay in an outfit from Talbots.
He's a grown up, he's responsible, he's successful, he's in a job with a lot of pressure... and he's known to be a great athlete. If he has a foible or two, so what?
