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"Our children need to be taught how our number one Founding Father, George Washington, was called to action by Jesus and died defending the Alamo," said Republican board member Terri Leo.
St. (a traditional Irish abbreviation for "Stanley") Patrick was a Druid leprechaun who, in ancient times, lived in medieval Ireland.
One can only hope the people of Arizona decide to put Mr. Hayworth out to pasture. I can picture him neighing softly as he accepts sugar cubes from Jack Abramoff.
According to a Chatroulette source, "Masturbette is doing exactly what Chatroulette is doing but being a little more up front about it."
In related news, Felicia Thurgood of New Salem has announced that she will be recalling her 16-year-old son, Derek, who recently failed out of his third high school.
If you follow these rules you'll be sick to your stomach, dirty, ungroomed, sloppily dressed, constipated, hungry, thirsty and horny. But you'll have made up the lost Daylight Savings Time hour!
With our current job climate, to get a foot up on the employment ladder it seems that job-seekers need to create a video resume. Why do they put us through this?
Comrade Sarah recently made a cultural revolution style confession that her family used to sneak cross border to get glorious free socialized medicine in People's Republic of Canada. Very nice!
Many of the sea's leading stars (including sea stars) have sexual reproductive strategies -- hermaphroditism; group sex -- that would make Tiger Woods blush.
Recently ranting during his podcast, The Ace Man presented his solution for screening the straights out of the Gay Games.
On those days where I actually contract a date, I've noticed a remarkable difference between going out with a Democrat and Republican.
In today's club scene a dilettante hipster can get paid four or five thousand dollars and show up with their iTunes play list. That's fine and all, but there are these people who used to do this for a living. Called DJs.
