In a TMFS sketch, the John Kasich campaign celebrates getting 16 percent and second place in the New Hampshire primary.
I did not understand why immigration would be so important to Republicans in one of the states furthest from the U.S.-Mexico border and in a state with a relatively small immigrant population. Then I looked at the Census data for New Hampshire, and I quickly saw the problem--Canadians!
When a slip of tongue about wanting to kill him during stressful times in our lives is reciprocated by an "I daydream about smothering my husband in his sleep." Oddly enough it makes me suddenly feel normal. I feel validated. I feel less crazy. I can even laugh about it.
Today, during the Upfronts, ABC was totally up front about a new political television series that's about to hit the airwaves -- one which will provide conclusive proof that Donald Trump has totally trumped the GOP.
Following the results of New Hampshire's primary, live satellite feeds from a Special Place in Hell show countless thousands of women who supported Bernie Sanders having the time of their lives.
Stripped of his title of CEO at Turing and now free on bond after being charged with federal securities fraud, I can only imagine what Shkreli does all day. Hence my desire to see his daily schedule in writing, which I assume includes the following action items.
Oh hey there -- couldn't help but notice that you were discussing a macro issue, one that affects an entire community, country, perhaps the world at large. An incredibly deep-seated, systemic problem that requires a considerable amount of thought, research, and open-minded understanding.
There has been a ton of "Nanny Drama" recently in the celebrity realm. Here is my advice on picking a nanny.
Great to see you again! Wow, hard to believe it's been six months already. Time sure flies between check-ups, don't you think?