7 'Simpsons' Tumblrs You Should Be Following

James Napoli, 05/29/12

Satirist

Tell those close to you, proudly and unapologetically, that you were, in fact, monumentally underwhelmed by a lackluster cinematic offering, and that it was every bit as bad as you expected it to be. This will save them countless hours, perhaps even days, of needless pain.

Lindsay Gellman, 05/29/12

Yale University graduate and former Huffington Post intern

Before I knew it, I was chasing espresso shots with black coffee. By junior year, my friends and I started getting into Diet Coke, Red Bull, and even 5-hour Energy. One thing we've learned is the first step is admitting you have a problem, and I admit it: I leave Yale a full-fledged caffeine addict.

James Franco, 05/28/12

Actor and author

The play was in full swing even though the lights weren't down, and most people, including my guest, were unaware of the fight about to break out.

The Levo League, 05/29/12

The Online Destination for Connecting Gen Y Women with Career Opportunities

'Tis better to have G-chatted and lost, than to have never G-chatted at all... and 6 other mantras for breaking up online.

Jilly Gagnon, 05/29/12

Writer

A recent study by the infectious disease division of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's microbiology department has indicated that STD rates among the nation's Dungeons and Dragons, or D&D, players is holding steady at 0 percent.

Steven Clifford, 05/28/12

Former CEO, King Broadcasting Company

Obama released Bain Private Placement Memoranda prepared for investors during Romney's tenure. Obama found the documents "mean-spirited." "They reveal that Romney employed the lure of profits to entice investors," Obama claimed.

Jim David, 05/28/12

Comedian and writer

If audiences only chose entertainment based on Plugged In's reviews over the last couple of years, they would have gone to see The Blind Side and a couple of Pixar movies, with the advisory that cars don't actually talk, since that would be witchcraft.

G.L.O.C., 05/25/12

Women of a Super High Caliber

Not every pilot written by a woman will be picked up, but women are garnering more attention for their work in television and their presence will only continue to grow in upcoming years.

Chris Krapek, 05/25/12

Film Blogger

Full frontal male nudity is the manifest destiny of dick jokes. It's all the hard -- and sometimes flaccid -- work of our forefathers of comedy finally paying off. Charlie Chaplin would be so proud.

Abe Schwartz, 05/25/12

Writer, producer, consumer

One of my favorite shows is Parks and Recreation. I recently had the chance to sit down, drink iced tea and talk with staff writer, Aisha Muharrar, who is both insanely talented and a much more patient iced tea drinker than me.

Soraya Chemaly, 05/25/12

Feminist, Satirist and Media Critic

Anonymous sources think that the GOP is seriously considering officially adopting the Sponsor a Uterus program as part of their economic stimulus agenda.

Susie Sampson, 05/25/12

Patriotic American

On this Memorial Day Weekend, I wanted to see what kind of sin those liberal Americans were up to. And I wanted to hear a little more about that pesky War on Women. Is that really a thing? Or does it just sound good to say?

Carol Hartsell, 05/24/12

Senior Comedy Editor, The Huffington Post

We're miserable, awful people and we must be stopped. We love our FAILs, our bloopers, our "worst evers." We share animated GIFs of reality television monsters and consider ourselves droll and whimsical. Shame on us. But perhaps there's still some shred of hope. Here are five things that made me want to be a better person this week.

Stephen Gyllenhaal, 05/24/12

Stirring the pot...

I made a comedy movie to go with this election cycle. But to be honest, I can't claim I was prescient about just how comedic the political scene would become. Or how tragic. And nothing fits better with tragedy than comedy.

Tasha Gordon-Solmon, 05/24/12

Playwright

Here's the other thing: Miss Piggy is so much more charismatic than Emily. It was almost unfair they had to share screen time. There was a running gag of Piggy getting jealous of Em and Kermit. And despite Kermit's best efforts to compliment Emily, it was clear he's way out of her league.

Matthew Filipowicz, 05/24/12

Comedian, Cartoonist, Satirist, Host of The Matthew Filipowicz Show

You probably heard that someone was auctioning off former president Ronald Reagan's blood. What you probably didn't hear was that a scientist has actually used some of that blood to clone Reagan to be Romney's vice presidential nominee.

Gavin Shulman, 05/24/12

Writer, Producer

Sure, there might be cooler places on the Internet, but who feels like making the schlep? As much as we might despise it, we can't help but sign into it.