The Communal Dining Thief: Did he actually just ask to try my drink? And where are my fries?
What I thought felt normal no longer feels normal, and I long to be free of these society-mandated undershackles. Ridiculously uncomfortable undergarments are fine when your entire to do list involves reclining
I think that four days is way too long for any mother to wait for six-pack abs. As a weight loss inspiration and motivator, I would like to share with everyone a very easy way to have six-pack abs right after having a baby. It is very easy to obtain, but might be hard to maintain.
When it comes to pee-pees and hoo-has, some parents get all fired up about when we should teach our kids about their... um... "down there" privates, and what to call them.
It is pivotal to understand that the Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2013 are in no way to be confused with the Top Ten Legitimate News Stories of 2013. No. No. No. They are as different as soy beans and lug nuts. Bluetooth and dental floss.
Don't start daydreaming yet about buying that new house, deep in the Valley. You'll have to go to a few (hundred) pesky auditions first.
The conservative publishing house Regnery, publishing home of profound thinkers like Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter, has licensed Charlie Brown, along with the rest of the Peanuts troupe, for a planned "Little Patriot" series of books for children.
I've come to rescue you. You see, it's possible to understand, and even enjoy The Nutcracker.
My great aunt Brenda Ann used to visit our house every Christmas and return all the gifts we had given her the previous year. "I hated this," she would tell my mother as Mom unwrapped the Sleeping Beauty VHS cassette that she had fought over with an 8 year old at the Blockbuster bargain bin.
If you reduce holiday commercialism to its essence, it's about showing someone you love them. So why do we have to spend money to do that?
Members of the Budget Conference Committee are desperately trying to choose a new object to kick, with candidates that include a honeydew, a canteen, a Calder mobile, and a mummified head.
If you do anything at all on the internet, you are going to get haters. As a matter of fact, 50 percent of internet users have engaged in hating, trolling, downvoting, bashing and ironic hashtagging. That's science, guys.
Before I itemize my bill for the hours spent researching, discussing, meeting with our insurance agent, and actually spending time applying for my family's individual health care insurance, I need to make a few things perfectly clear.
Paul's paternal concern for us doesn't stop at unemployment benefits.
If you go on a book tour, I would advise against behaving like a jerk. The media escorts gossip. With a minimum of prodding, they dish the dirt. Jeffrey Archer is a legend for his bad behaviour. Next most arrogant, rude and demanding are the editors from the Chicken Soup for the Soul series. Think about that.
For just one night he lived in my world and I, in his.