I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of women come up to me, and they ask me. They say, 'how can I be a successful woman'?'
What is the difference between a gang bang and an orgy? On first glance it would seem that an orgy is a far more easy going communal activity, while a gang bang has connotations of something more aggressive, particularly because of the words "gang" and "bang."
This tale is full of adventure, intrigue, mystery, and bold darings do, but it is not for the faint of heart!
Ever wondered how to tell that special someone that you're into them? Ariana Grande has the solution with her newest single, Into You!
So my name is Dylan. I'm nineteen and I spent a year in junior college where I majored in... um... I forgot. LOL It had something to do with writing (I think) but I spent most of the time sexting my girlfriend in class so I don't really remember anything. Whatever. Seriously, who needs education when there's Google and Wikipedia?
As you may have heard, we've got an election coming up back home. My apologizing for the A-bomb would be like tossing a kitten to a pack of hyenas. Plus Hillary would have to outflank me to the right.
Sen. Elizabeth Warren is one of the few politicians who can convey the blood-curdling terror we feel when we contemplate the cataclysm of a Trump presidency.
Oh, dear. Not pretty. Yes. Already. The upcoming presidential campaign is ugly now and destined to ratchet up to epic uglier as soon as Bernie Sanders decides to bow out. Which is imminent. Not soon enough for Hillary Clinton, but not long.
I'm always the first person to sign up for some kind of detox or cleanse diet. I love the idea of recharging our bodies, re-setting our immune systems, and purging toxins. I especially like the idea of losing a few pounds in the process, which, in most cases, people do.
The Itsy Bitsy Spider has vowed never again to climb the waterspout.
I had arrived at an enormous rock and roll festival where they decided to have a comedy tent. There had been six comics on stage before I got up there. Everything had gone great and I decided to walk up and bump a child with a slow moving vehicle.
I'm endowed with some impressive super powers. I have sexy hand model hands. I'm good with date recollection. And I can harmonize the crap out of the last line of the Happy Birthday song. But these abilities pale in comparison to that one fleeting instance when I possessed psychic abilities.
We're going to make America white again. It will be fantastic. It will be super-super-classy. Like my hotels. I build the best hotels in the world.
Kids are gross. They are precious gifts who bring a joy you never knew existed, but they are disgusting. Have you seen children brush their teeth? It basically entails making faces in the mirror while they lick bubble gum-flavored toothpaste off a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toothbrush.