Renee Fisher

Author

With no disrespect to her peeps and homies, and based on a decades-long knowledge of people like Uncle Sidney and Uncle George, this writer can't imagine how a nice Jewish boy could aspire to a life of danger and tights.

Eddie Geller

Represent.Us

Speaking out against our National Intelligence Complex is extremely difficult. Believe me, I paid the price.

Steven Clifford

Former CEO, King Broadcasting Company

When I lived in New York name-dropping was a competitive game akin to chess. I learned to avoid obvious name-dropping as this is easily frustrated by the "who he?" counter gambit.

Linda Howard Urbach

Author, 'Madame Bovary's Daughter'

A conversation recorded between Lt. Gen. Keith B. Alexander, director of the National Security Agency, and Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook.

Patton Oswalt

Comedian and writer who lives and drinks in Los Angeles

There is a collective consciousness that can detect the presence (and approach) of something good or bad, in society or the world, before any hard "evidence" exists. It's happening now with the concept of "rape culture." Which, by the way, isn't a concept. It's a reality.

Susie Essman

Actress, Curb Your Enthusiasm

My husband doesn't hate Mad Men. He likes it a lot. Not as much as I do because my like borders on obsession and fixation. But he likes it. What my husband hates, is me, after I watch Mad Men.

Michael Kleinmann

Editor-in-Chief, The Underwear Expert

Most of our content consists of hot models in the latest fashions and trends in underwear. So every now and then it's refreshing to come across some underwear related news that breaks the mold. And dogs in underwear is our latest guilty pleasure.

Spencer Green

Comedy Writer, 'The Parallel Universe Film Guide'

At a press conference this morning, White House officials requested that all the "good" Syrian rebels immediately identify themselves as such to the proper authorities so the United States can support them in their battle against President Bashar al-Assad.

Shannon Bradley-Colleary

Aging vaintress, wife dominatrix, mom butler and humble author who is slightly mustachioed

Before kids my husband Henry and I decided to walk on the wild side one night when we accepted an invitation from friends to attend a BDSM (Bondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism) Valentine's Day party hosted by the ever discreet and refined Mike Boner.

James Napoli

Satirist

Life isn't about obtaining great riches or notoriety. It's about the connections you make with other people, your fellow human beings. And I've got someone I just know is going to make quite an impression on you. Allow me introduce my neighbor, Fred McInconsideraton.

Reductress

Reductress.com, the one and only fake women's news magazine

Age and nature have certainly darkened your insides and we are here to help! Introducing Tampax Deep White™ Vagina Whitening Tampons: designed to brighten your vaginal walls and leave you shining from the inside out.

Abby Heugel

Award-winning humor writer, blogger and editor

I don't mean to brag, but I think I can confidently say that I have perfected the role of a perpetual "Before" picture when it comes to day-to-day beauty.

Alex Reichert

Recent graduate from UCLA

It's that time of year again. School is out, the seniors are graduating, and students are welcoming summer vacation with open arms. What bleak future is in store for them, God only knows.

Hulu.com

Watchers of Good TV

Probably because the Moon was basically revealed to be the world's largest webcam this week, Americans have been obsessed with a bygone era.

Will Durst

Political comic, former radio talk show host, syndicated columnist, author, motivational speaker

Please accept our most egregiously sincere apologies for the difficulties and inconveniences the secret monitoring of your phone records and email and GPS units and foreign travel and bank accounts and yes, even your snail mail has evidently caused.

Katie Schwartz

Comedy writer

Around this time last year, I was in excruciating pain, and thought, either my womb is going to explode like a volcano or rush through my flange at warp speed. I ran -- like a dawg -- to my fabulous OB/GYN.

Scott Blakeman

Political comedian

As a progressive, anti-Patriot Act, ACLU supporter, I still find myself among the majority of Americans who are not outraged by the latest revelations of NSA surveillance. It's not for lack of trying.