Moms know when you're lying or faking a cold to stay home from school. I always thought there was a Female Intuition Training School (FITS) where they studied, and that Mom graduated with honors. Plus she had her Masters in serving up the guilt.
Columnists and talking heads have been wasting time dissecting it -- treating it seriously, in other words. All they really had to do was quote a dialogue exchange from Ionesco's play The Bald Soprano.
Indiana Gov. Mike Pence signed an executive order Wednesday that bans what he called "gay colors" to be worn by boys in public elementary and secondary schools in the state. Pence referred to pink, chartreuse, teal and magenta, in particular, as "gateway colors" for young boys who might have an inclination toward homosexuality.
Everyone has their little kink and with Passover for some Jewish guys and gals it relates to the fantasy of the unfettered enjoyment of matzo and butter.
Masala is one of the greatest achievements on the flavor spectrum and you have disgraced it with your putrid tasting Magic Masala chips. The only magic you have accomplished is taking a fantastic flavor and defiling it.
With the click of a button we can now choose from dozens of little faces with any expression possible, animals, plants, food, activities, professions, flags, technology and even things that we still can't quite figure out what they are.
We're all suffering this loss. My laundry is suffering the most. But I know we're strong. I'll remember the good times Nap: You were there for me in 3-hour traffic and you were there for me when I was trying to finish reading Gone Girl. I loved you nap and I still love you. Thank you. Goodbye.
Despite four primary losses Tuesday and a near impossible path to the Democratic nomination, Senator Bernie Sanders continued his campaign's push through West Virginia early Wednesday, with a speaking stop in the breakfast lounge/ multi-purpose space of a Huntington, West Virginia Days Inn.
Each year seems to move faster than the last for adults, and the fault partially lies with retail. It's context. Within a two-week period, we jump from a summer state-of-mind to fall because Big Retail decides it's time to sell Halloween stuff right after 4th of July.
I wish to apologize to the development team at Four Funnels Entertainment for being such an impatient, easily distracted oaf. This past weekend I learned I am utterly incapable of watching history unfold, particularly if my phone is nearby.
The political realm remains bereft of a similar love fest, except the ultimate extravaganza scheduled for January 21st on the grounds of the US Capitol. So let's give our hard working politicians the credit they so richly do or don't deserve with some made up silliness also known as Will Durst's 21st annual Political Animal Awards.
Most felt sheepish sharing publicly , but two friends did agree under conditions of anonymity, "I don't want to bust her chops," one said. "After all, it was cute when we were kids. But a grown woman being followed by a lamb is a tad strange."
Not sure what your coworkers really mean during meetings? Use this handy meeting speak cheat sheet to figure it out.
The first rule of sexting is never, ever, ever read back the messages that you have sent. Ever.