Funny Tweets

The Funniest Tweets From Parents That'll Get You Through The Week

"The most unrealistic thing I've ever seen in a movie is when an entire family sits down to eat breakfast together on a weekday."
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The Funniest Tweets From Parents The Week Of July 16-22

"Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice"
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The Funniest Tweets From Parents The Week Of Aug. 13-19

"So excited for my kids to return to school so I can spend my free time reading the 50 emails their school sends each day"
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23 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

"it's really unfair that my dog and me can't sit down and share a cup of joe"
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25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life From June 21 - July 4

"At the beach and my husband has made friends with the family next to us so now I have to file for divorce."
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33 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

"Cancel my plans my cat just sat on me"
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The Funniest Tweets From Parents The Week Of Aug. 27-Sept. 2

"'I'll see you later today' I whisper, as I pack a sandwich in my kid's lunchbox."
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50 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs In 2023

"my pug has 4 beds and takes medicine for his seasonal allergies just like his wolf ancestors"
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20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

"'You let your cat in your bed' I’d let my cat borrow my car."
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The Funniest Tweets From Parents The Week Of June 25-July 1

"Spend $250 on your kid playing soccer so they can tell you the only thing they enjoyed is the popsicle at the end of the game."
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