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Happy Thanksgiving

Brian Caldirola | Posted 11.25.2015 | Comedy
Brian Caldirola


Supergirl, Please Fix My Computer

Greg Schwem | Posted 11.25.2015 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

With the holidays approaching, it seems a perfect time for Supergirl to perform some task so spectacular that it meets my "thank God you're here," criteria. How about this?

Solution for Syrian Refugees

Randall Otis | Posted 11.25.2015 | Comedy
Randall Otis

In the wake of the terrorist attacks in Paris, Beirut, and Yola, conservative parties have made a strong push to keep refugees away from America's borders.

Tips for Thanksgiving

Max Fox | Posted 11.24.2015 | Comedy
Max Fox

Thanksgiving can be difficult; you have to converse with family members regardless of whether or not you enjoy their company. Here are some tips and tricks to enjoying this time of year.

Airline Pre-boards Have Gone Overboard

Inga | Posted 11.24.2015 | Comedy

I guess you can't give people a feeling of superiority without giving them someone to feel superior to. And this time we were the inferiors. Or maybe that should be posteriors. It's a lousy job, but someone's got to do it.

Nation's Racist Uncles Feeling the Pressure to Really Bring It at This Year's Thanksgiving Dinner

Brandt Hamilton | Posted 11.24.2015 | Comedy
Brandt Hamilton

In past years, Dave was able to simply ruin Thanksgiving by going into explicit detail about how Obama is a "GODDAMN MUSLIM!!!!" But the growing rate of stupid comments on Facebook and presidential debates have made that claim seem mild.

Thanksgiving Rules to Live and Die By for Hunters (The Body Type)

Ian Power-Luetscher | Posted 11.24.2015 | Comedy
Ian Power-Luetscher

If you weighed less than 7 pounds when you were born then CONGRATULATIONS you're part of an elite supermodel race of biological leopard humans akin to the Thundercats.

Sanders Introduces Bill to Register Idiots in Response to Trump's Call to Register Muslims

Flora Nicholas | Posted 11.24.2015 | Comedy
Flora Nicholas

The furor over Donald Trump's call for a National Registry of Muslims escalated today as Democrats hit back with a call for a different kind of National Registry -- this time, one for "Idiots."

Republican Pickup Lines

Randall Otis | Posted 11.23.2015 | Comedy
Randall Otis

PR hasn't been too favorable to the Republican party this year so I've compiled a short list of pick up lines to explain the Republican platform in the most coquettish manner. With these, she'll know that you're the real "Mr. Right".

Choose Your Own Misery: Happy Thanksgiving (SUCKER!)

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 11.23.2015 | Comedy
Jilly Gagnon

Play along as a bitter, slightly dense office drone in this heaping Thanksgiving helping of misery!

17 Things This Boomer Once Believed -- But Not Anymore

Linda DeMers Hummel | Posted 11.23.2015 | Fifty
Linda DeMers Hummel

Here are 17 things this baby boomer once believed -- but no more.

Keeping America Safe By Altering Our Favorite Films

Domenick Scudera | Posted 11.20.2015 | Gay Voices
Domenick Scudera

To make America safer, here are some of the Republican suggestions for alternative endings to America's favorite films.

Podcast Review: Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Marc Hershon | Posted 11.20.2015 | Entertainment
Marc Hershon

Count on Gilbert Gottfried to bring in the guests that you didn't realize you've been dying to hear. This week the guest on his Amazing Colossal Podca...

America Cancels Thanksgiving as Trump and Carson Still Lead in Republican Presidential Polls

Flora Nicholas | Posted 11.20.2015 | Comedy
Flora Nicholas

For the first time ever, The United States of America canceled one of the most revered federal holidays on the nation's calendar -- the annual stuff your face with turkey, get totally drunk and spend the evening belching and farting fest, known by its more traditional name of "Thanksgiving."

Candy in the Corner

Jim Kempner | Posted 11.18.2015 | Arts
Jim Kempner

I was at the Andrea Rosen Gallery with my sister to see Felix Gonzalez-Torres' new exhibition, most of which consisted of pounds of candy positioned on the floor and in various corners around the gallery. It was 1998.

55 Ways To Freak Your Family Out At Thanksgiving Dinner

The Huffington Post | Minou Clark | Posted 11.17.2015 | Comedy

Thanksgiving is great and all, but how boring is having to repeat the same thing every year? So boring. In fact, we think it's about damn time we spic...

9 Fail-Safe Ways To Host A Stress-Free Thanksgiving

Jessica Barrett | Posted 11.17.2015 | Comedy
Jessica Barrett

Thanksgiving is hands down one of my favorite holidays of the year, quite honestly because of the food, but also because... never mind, it's because of the food. For those brave enough to invite your entire family to be in the same house together for an entire day, I'd like to offer some advice.

Bernie Sanders Joins Snapchat: Here's a Hilarious Video About His Social Media Journey (NSFW)

Brian Hanley | Posted 11.16.2015 | Politics
Brian Hanley


Rudy Giuliani Furious at Hillary Clinton For Invoking 9/11, Stealing His Bit

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 11.16.2015 | Comedy
Matthew Filipowicz

In a TMFS sketch, a spokesperson for former New York City Rudy Giuliani explains how Rudy is furious at Hillary Clinton for invoking 9/11 as an excuse for Wall Street donations at the CBS Democratic debate, stealing his bit.

Why I Refuse to Brush the Dog's Teeth

Inga | Posted 11.16.2015 | Comedy

Our vet mentioned when Olof collected Winston that "we" should really be brushing Winston's teeth at least three times a week. I put "we" in quotes because when Olof reported this to me, I was very clear who "we" were.

Monster-Builder at Aurora: Hilarity and Bizarre Twists in the World of Architecture

Leo Stutzin | Posted 11.16.2015 | San Francisco
Leo Stutzin

One thing can be said with certainty about Aurora Theatre's production of Amy Freed's The Monster-Builder: It's hilarious. Big laughs start early and continue through to the play's bizarre climax.

How Comedian Kristina Wong Went Viral, Then Took Her Art And Activism Offline

The Huffington Post | Tricia Tongco | Posted 11.13.2015 | Arts

The metaphorical armchair is a comfy place -- the temperature is controlled, snacks are readily available and the Internet speed is high. Best of all...

Podcast Review: WTF With Guest Lorne Michaels

Marc Hershon | Posted 11.13.2015 | Entertainment
Marc Hershon

WTF host Marc Maron has finally landed his white whale. This week he released his interview with Saturday Night Live creator/producer Lorne Michaels,...

The War on Christmas: Kringle's Revenge

Tyler Moss | Posted 11.12.2015 | Comedy
Tyler Moss

"By the bells of my jingles, that's the final straw!" said Santa Claus, standing up from his lounge chair and throwing down a copy of The Arctic Times. Plastered across the front page was a giant photo of a plain red Starbucks cup. Just above it, the headline: WAR ON XMAS CONTINUES.

Prairie-oke Returns to the Cavern Club: A Q&A With Little House's Alison Arngrim

Xaque Gruber | Posted 11.12.2015 | Los Angeles
Xaque Gruber

Inspired by TV's Little House On The Prairie, writer/director Dane Whitlock's outrageous parody, Prairie-oke, won raves during its 2013 premiere at Silver Lake's Cavern Club (incidentally L.A.'s best underground theatre space).