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When Exercise Is Bad for You

04.16.2014
Exercise is beneficial. But if one has the dork gene, exercise should no doubt be approached with extreme caution, perhaps while wearing...
5 Ways Little Kids Are Like Hippies

5 Ways Little Kids Are Like Hippies

04.15.2014
Kids thrive on new experiences and revel in the joy of it all. Freedom, baby. Pure unADULTerated freedom.
It's Hard To Live Your Best Life With 'Poop' Written On Your Car

It's Hard To Live Your Best Life With 'Poop' Written On Your Car

04.15.2014
If I'm going to Live My Best Life, I need to do something about my car. It's a minivan. And it's dirty. Really dirty. I need to clean it...
Good Auntie Advice: Wipe Your Google Search Clean When You Start Seeing Someone New

Good Auntie Advice: Wipe Your Google Search Clean When You Start Seeing Someone New

04.15.2014
On the internets, the line between curious and sociopath is a fine one, so a good rule of thumb is: If your search goes longer than a cursory...
11 Things All New Parents Should Know

11 Things All New Parents Should Know

04.14.2014
No one knows if your baby is gassy, but everyone will say, "Maybe he's gassy!" because it's not something they can help you with.

How to Look Beautiful, Dead or Alive

04.14.2014
Throw out every single beauty product you have. Jill Kargman, the daughter of the former chairman of Chanel (BIG money, access to all...
A Cease and Desist Letter to the Easter Bunny

A Cease and Desist Letter to the Easter Bunny

04.11.2014
It has been brought to our collective attention as an overly politically correct society on a mission to banish all fun that your existence...

Southern Fried Sex Ed

04.11.2014
There's been oodles of talk lately about women in America! Aren't they better off (as some conservatives suggest) seeking a rich husband...

Digging the Dancing King

04.11.2014
by guest blogger Renee James, essayist and blogger I'm not a heterosexual man, but if I were, two of my heroes would be Nick Neave,...
23 Reasons My Son Jack Is Out Of Bed

23 Reasons My Son Jack Is Out Of Bed

04.10.2014
"My spine hurts. Oh, wait, I meant my kidneys. No, wait, my spine. Kidneys. Spine. Kidneys. Sp... hey, can I have a peanut butter sandwich?...
45 Arguments Every Couple Needs To Have At Least Once

45 Arguments Every Couple Needs To Have At Least Once

04.10.2014
Do you and your hubby have the same old arguments over and over? Are you starting to think there might be exciting new arguments you could...

The Gluten-Free Challenge -- Are You With Me?

04.10.2014
There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just going to come right out with it. You look a bit bloated. At least if you're an average American....