Beards and Mustaches
If you're reading this, it's too late.
Welcome to Beard Care 101 for black men.
Spring clean your jawline.
Facial hair history was made last week during a rousing International Mustache Hall of Fame induction ceremony in Pittsburgh City Hall, as the hallowed hall's second class was introduced by the leadership of the American Mustache Institute (AMI).
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Take this advice or stay sober.
Or why pubic hair is like a beard for your privates.
It's hard to look away.
Keep your whiskers soft and clean.
Your mustache deserves to be recognized.
Compelling and hilarious.