sugar
But scientists disagree about why that is.
Why it's time to embrace tart.
Have your birthday cake protein shake and drink it, too!
To the surprise of no one...
WHAT'S HAPPENING
You might want to put down that bottle of coke.
But what will happen to Froot Loops?!
Trick question! The answer's water.
Brace yourselves.
Hey, at least you can say you tried.