MEDIA
03/28/2008 02:44 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Trump Hawks Steaks For Sharper Image

It seems like a still from a "Saturday Night Live" spoof, but it's not. That is, in fact, the Donald himself hunching over a giant silver platter of assorted slabs of meat -- his assorted slabs of meat -- on the cover of the June issue of the Sharper Image catalog.

In case you're distracted by the headline ("Exclusive Introduction! TRUMP STEAKS TM: THE WORLD'S GREATEST STEAKS"), or perhaps by the Hair, Donald Trump thoughtfully redirects your attention to the merch. Grinning wildly, he's pointing right at his signature cow parts -- "the best-tasting, most-flavorful beef you've ever had," he tells us in a full-page letter inside. "Believe me: I understand steaks," he adds. "It's my favorite food. And Trump SteaksTM are the best." (Don't miss the "exciting" message from Trump -- a little cheesetastic infomercial -- at sharperimage.com/trumpsteaks. "When it comes to great steaks, I've just raised the stakes.")

Read more on Advertising Age