03/28/2008 02:45 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

"Rat's Milk" Loving Heather Mills Cuts Off Media ***Holes

Rat-milk maven Heather Mills and her batty new mouthpiece, Michele Elyzabeth, are on a rampage, swearing to permanently cut off any news media outlet that dares make fun of Mills.

"Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It's not going away. And during this divorce they [the media] will need access and are not going to get it," Elyzabeth told Page Six yesterday. "They are [bleep]holes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They've crossed the line."

Elyzabeth - who has taken to videoblogging about McCartney's peg-legged ex with her flamboyant hairdressing friend, David Paul, and her lapdog, Bijou - said her latest beef is over the way some news organizations covered a statement Mills made Sunday in London's Hyde Park.

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