Glenn Beck sat down for Daily Intel's 21 Questions (the interview where Shep Smith announced that he doesn't give to panhandlers and that he loves Heineken) and had equally striking responses to some questions:
Do you give money to panhandlers?
Only when they are actually handling pans. It's a lost art.
What's your drink?
As a conservative, I guess it's what you'd expect: I drink the blood of small people who are different than me.
How often do you prepare your own meals?
If by "you" you mean "my people," then, yes, all the time.
What's your favorite medication?
I'm a recovering alcoholic, so...all of them.
Read Beck's entire interview here, or discuss what answers he should have given in the comments.