But in this latest round of imaginary Barbie Doll match making, we've chosen Al and Tom, together forever.
Can't you see it? Al would take Tom under his wing, teach him a little something about the environment. He'd tour Tom through a rain forest and show him charts of carbon emissions.
In return Tom would smile at Al in that way cute way Tom does. He'd jump on Oprah's couch again to proclaim his love, release Katie Holmes from her dungeon and finally donate all of his earnings from his latest "Mission Impossible" movie to every American who agrees to turn off air conditioning.