09/28/2008 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead: An Unconventional Crappy Hour

Here in Denver, Colorado, we are all just Americans in search of a more perfect union. Specifically between ourselves and the taxicabs we called for an hour and forty minutes ago. And later, between us and sleep. But the work of the blogosphere needs be done, and so I arose at an ungodly hour to join Jezebel's Megan Carpentier for Crappy Hour: Special Mountain Time Victims Unit. On the docket for today, Joementum versus Billmentum, the Obama drop in, and the naps we desperately need.

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